Bad Girls Club Season 6 Reunion

I watched the Bad Girls Club season 6 reunion and noticed a few very annoying things.  First of all why is everyone still so afraid of Char?  The reason I say this is because the girls were quick to jump on her verbally but we all know none of these bitches have class and none of them tried to sock her in the face.  Yet if you noticed all of the girls that hated Char that sat next to eachother were the same girls that fought eachother.  If it were me I would have beat the "Chief Executive Bitch."  Remeber how Tanisha created HBIC "Head Bitch In Charge" and not Tanisha has several shows on the Oxygen network.  Char is obviously getting some advice from an agent on how to further her career by using ghetto ass terms that don't make sense.  You people need to stop following this jokster on Twitter and start realizing that these people on tv are FAKE and trying to create character's for themselves so they can continue to make tens of thousands of dollars by showing up and drinking at clubs. 

Reality Tv Recap

I have the best life right now, I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop on my lap watching reality television instead of having a real job.  I just finished watching last Sunday's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County and I have to say Gretchen is really starting to annoy me.  I can't really put my finger on it yet but some of it is her personality that comes out when she drinks that turns small issues into a freakin world war.  Like when Alexis made the princess comment.  Speaking of Alexis what is everyone's problem about her?  My husband says she looks fugly when I mention she's like amazingly perfect looking.  I watched Andy Cohen WWHL and Gretchen won as the hottest housewife and I think even Tamra beat Alexis.  What is wrong with you people?  Is there something I'm not seeing?

Then came All About Aubrey.  After Danity Kane I didn't like Aubrey anymore and I just realized why.  It's because she was super talented and beautiful the complete package when you watched her on Diddy's Making the Band.  Then went from that to hanging out with D-List celebrities and getting way too much junk done to her face.  She really did start to become addicted to wanting to be a celebrity instead of using her talents.  Now after watching her show I kinda like her again.  She's funny and a total character.  The same way girls like to hang out with gay men because they're funny and tell it like it is...you want to hang out with Aubrey except she's straight.......sort of.  Her flaw is she really does have to have an enormous amount of attention and it gets her in trouble when she posts provocative photos of herself.  As long as she keeps the main goal in mind which is getting a record deal she'll do fine but then she'll probably screw it up again putting herself in the tabloids. 

Side bar- Went to a party last Saturday which was amazing.  I felt like I was at one of my highschool house parties with keg and all again since everyone at the party I really did go to highschool with.  I was totally not looking forward to it for that reason but it ended up being a fabulous time.  There was a highschool moment however when I guy yes from highschool that I dated for a long time brought his girlfriend.  She must have heard about me because the rest of the night she dogged me out and kept staring at me and my big boobs.  It's not my fault you have a really big nose and a flat chest.  Just wanted to put that out there, other than that I wish them luck. 

Bethenny Frankel Smart Business woman or Annoying?

My husband thinks Bethenny Frankel can be really annoying but I disagree.  I get and love her personality.  I think she is one of the smartest and hard working business woman right now and may be for 2011.  She started out with a reality show Real Housewives of New York and we know especially in the beginning they don't get paid that well.  Then she came out with a book and beverage The Skinny Girl Margarita.  Have you guys tasted it yet?  It's yum I love it and being a workout fanatic it works for me calorie wise.  Now she is establishing other business ventures on top of raising a baby as you can see on Bethenny Ever After.  I just watched this week's episode and it just made me admire her even more.  I wish she would create a book on her opinions and how she became such a success with creating her own empire?  In starting my new business Aqua Eye Candy I would buy the book in a heartbeat.  I would take any advice that Bethenny had to offer regarding anything especially business. Therefore I come to the conclusion that my husband doesn't know shit. What do you all think thumbs up for Bethenny?  Or sick of her already?

Most Embarrassing Drunk Night Ever

So i'm sitting here at home, my second week of not working and I've already screwed it up royally.  Last Saturday I went grocery shopping and decided to buy a bottle of wine and hide the fact that I was drinking from my husband just for kicks I guess.  So I ended up drinking the whole thing and he didn't notice anything.  I wrapped the empty bottle around a pillow pet with hopes that I would remember to get rid of it Monday when he went to work.  I was bored and wanted more so I decided to pick a fight for no reason so I could leave the house and get more alcohol.  I snuck out and sped off in my car that mind you had no insurance on it because we were planning on getting rid of it the next day.  He called and called and I told him I wasn't coming back until I got drunk and that was the end of the story.  He could take it or leave it.  I drove all the way to my home town which was an hour and a half away from home.  I met some friends/family at a bar and drank there for 6 hours putting all of my husband's calls to voicemail.  Finally he showed up with my grandmother who walked into the bar and punched me in the head. She then proceeded to scream at my in front of everyone. I don't even remember this happening and can't imagine it hurt but nonetheless embarrassing.  I was then dragged into our car and taken home while leaving my purse at this shit hole bar.  We had to stop at my husband's parents house who lived close by because he brought our dog with us and needed a potty break.  I decided to get out of the car too because I also wanted to pee on the grass and I fell on top of my in-laws driver's side mirror.  I got up walked to the door and just fell backwards.  I now am suffering from a bruised rib, nasty bruises all over the right side of my body and total humiliation.  If anyone else has a more embarrassing story other than their grandma punching them at a bar let me know.

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It's Wednesday You Know What that Means!

One of the greatest shows on television is on! Modern Family.  Who agrees with me that the sense of humor, camera facial shots and Mr. Dunphy are not the greatest part of the show.  I also have another favorite character Cam.  If you haven't seen it watch it tonight it's on a 9pm. PST.

Rihanna's Lesbian Lover Speaks Out

There is a woman claiming to have been singer Rihanna's lesbian lover and is writing a "tell-all" book describing in detail about the relationship.  Mediatakeout.com is the first to report this shocking news and was told that this lady Tajah Burton is a very credible source.  Here is an excerpt from her book:

I had come out of my depression and I was feeling myself getting back to normal.  It seemed like the minute I was feeling free, I was also feeling lonely.  A friend of mine had introduced me to this Barbadian female pop/R&B artist a while ago.  I had heard her music numerous times and I was a fan of her unique sound.  I jokingly told him that I wanted to talk to her.  He told me on the sly that he wasn't sure if she was into women but that he would confirm.  We exchanged contact and it went on from there.  I wasn't over my ex, but talking to her helped.  She was beautiful, she wore her hair short with blonde highlights and her style was creative. 

I wasn't sure I could take her serious, so I took it one day at a time.  We instantly had a connection.  I could listen to her for hours discuss the media, music and fashion.  She had opened up and told me about her difficult past, how she went through various trials and tribulations.  She would converse with her manager in front of me, jumping on conference calls about her new project that involved her doing a soundtrack for a feature film. 

Sex came up immediately she was a freak.  I wasn't in a sexual mood.  I was on my spiritual journey and sex wasn't a part of my plans, it just wasn't important to me.  However, that didn't stop anything.  She went down and gave me head.  I didn't stop her.  She bragged about the way I tasted and then all of a sudden after I came she snapped out of it and would get right back into her music.  It was like clockwork.  I never went down on her she was more into pleasing me.