Real Housewives of OC 80's Party

How real is this show..........really?  No matter how much Gretchen and Tamra seem to want to work on their friendship I'm not buying that Tamra would want to hurt her friendship with Vicki by inviting Slade.  I think this was all the producers and what drama did it bring!  I also want to say is it just me or does the new girl Heather just not fit in with this crowd or what?  She belongs on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  I don't even think Heather belongs in the city Los Angeles period.  Go back to New York with your high and mighty ego, we don't want you here.  Even though she may be the prettiest it seems like Alexis just keeps getting dumber as each episode passes.  Her 80's get up looked amazing but the gum chewing made me want to punch her in the face.  Gretchen has a rockin body but she and Vicki's costumes were mediocre at best.  Tamra just plain looked like a jackass.  I think it's funny Slade calls her fat because that she is definitely not at least now.  She is also right she does have an amazing butt.  I also noticed that Vicki always seems to make everything about her no matter what.  Her daughter is facing a cancer scare and Vicki hasn't once talked about how it's affecting Breanna, you only hear about how it's affecting Vicki.  Tamra's party was supposed to be fun and drama free (laugh) but even though Tamra's friend brought up the whole Slade comedy act, Vicki wanted to make it such a sob story about her.  I like Vicki but she is really immature for her age I have to say.  I think the whole Tamra and Gretchen ending their feud was solely for a story line since there obviously is lack there of right now.  I am sure before the end of the season the finale will end with a big blow up between the pair.  PREDICTABLE.  There also seems to show some drama between Gretchen's friend forehead I mean Sarah and Heather Dubrow.  Apparantely Sarah's boyfriend told Heather not to let her in to her party.  We will see how that drama unfolds.  Needless to say this season so far has been pretty tame. 

Brielle on American Idol Sucks

Who else thinks Brielle is annoying?  I didn't even think her voice was that great.  She is too over the top Jersey and am I right or am I right, haven't we all had enough of them already?  THANK GOD they announced Brielle is NOT in the top 10.  If they give her a wild card shot I will refuse to watch the show again.  So Holly and Jessica Sanchez are safe.  I didn't know Filipino's had the last name Sanchez?  She has an amazing voice but there is something about her that I find really arrogant.  Holly has a good voice too but she's too young and plain jane looking.  She will easily get lost in the shuffle.  My favorite thing to do is drink alcohol, watch American Idol and talk shit.  So if you don't like it bite me.  Now it's Joshua, Adam and the Asian (who I think plays stupid as an act.)  I love Adam but he needs to pick more contemporary songs or I'm afraind he will be in trouble.  Joshua is too cabaret for me he needs to go home.  The asian guy is a great singer, amazing but he's so acting as far as his stupid personality goes.  It's getting old. Jimmy hit the nail on the head by saying it's not America's next Comedian.  It's not even funny, I"m sure a bunch of 12 year old girls just think he's hilarious.  So Joshua makes the top 10 which I find as a huge shocker.  He'll be the first to go I bet.  Heejun also makes the top 10 I'm assuming not because of his voice but because he's retarded.  OMG Shannon's miss america speech was super annoying.  Shannon starts off and is in the top 10 and there are only  spots left.  Skylar Lane also makes it through and if it wasn't for her performance last night I don't think she would have made it.  There must be a lot of country fans watching American Idol.  Reed, Creighton and Aaron are next.  Creighton is great but he's very similar to Justin Timberlake and maybe it's time for something new.  Reed is just a weirdo but a good singer and cute performer nonetheless.  What an UPSET!!!! Creighton and Reed BOTH don't make the top 10 and of course neither does Aaron. DUDE I love Jimmy he's so honest and says it like it should be.  Erica sang one of my favorite songs but she didn't pull it off.  Then there's that weird girl who sang Sweet Dreams that sucked so bad.  Jimmy is right robotic mimicking is super lame.  Then there is Elise who is in my head THE ONE TO BEAT.  If she doesn't get picked she is definitely getting the wild card.  Oh and look at that she got picked.  Ok do we really need to guess that Colton isn't going to get picked?  He's so closet cocky it's not even funny.  Justin Beiber ain't making it there's no way he sucked.  Deondre is from San Jose which is my home town but still his performance wasn't good enough.  That other guy that tries to sing like Barry White are you kidding me?  But there are only two spots left.  Everyone loves the "rocker" Colton will make it through. I hope one of the wild cards takes him out though.  Let's remember I don't believe this is all up to America.  These shows compete with eachother.  After X-Factor's success with Chris Rene American Idol for sure needs to find a male similar to him with the voice, the charisma and the stage presence.  no one else besides Colton has that no matter how bad I want to admit it.  Isn't it crazy that his sister looks exactly like Paramore the group he sung his song after?  WEIRD.  Of course Deondre doesn't make the top 10, then there's Colton who Ryan tricks but of course Colton's reaction doesn't show it because he knows he's going to be in the top 10......asshole.  Then it's Barry and Justin Beiber gee I wonder.  Jermaine freaking makes the top 10 which has to be the biggest shocker of all time.  Sorry Beiber there is NO WAY he's getting the wild card.  Creighton and Reed I think are taking it. 

So now it's wild card time there are 15 people and the judges are only picking 6 people to sing for their life.  Jennifer Hirsh just sang and it was same old same old, judges loved it and they're probably going to pick her.  She acted like she didn't understand why she wasn't picked.  Then there's Jeremy who's voice just sounds like an angel.  However, I feel like he needed to do more for this performance like an upbeat song.  All of his songs are ballads but I have to stop because I can't believe it I actually cried.  There is something about him.  However, I noticed he had crocodile tears.  Not trying to rain on a parade but I can call it out.  Damn I rewinded and re played it, it was hella amazing.  Next is Brielle OMG I AM SO DISGUSTED.  This is totally a tv ploy.  She is nothing compared to the others sitting on the couch and they all know it too.Not only that are you kidding me??? she picks a song sung by Adele who won 6 Grammy's a month ago???? She is so fucking lame.  Deondre from San jose picks a stupid ass song because he's so young and it's the wrong choice.  Just for that I hope he doesn't get picked. Who's advising these contestants.

American Idol Sucks Compared to X-Factor

First of all this week the guys and the girls got to choose their own song.  That being said, why did 90% of them choose old songs?? That the majority of the viewers can't relate to?  It was soooo awfully boring.  American Idol needs to get new people as far as producers and directors go to change up the show and make it more relevant.  I can't STAND Christina Aguilera but at this point I would rather watch the Voice then American Idol which I was so loyal to until now.  These kids on AI now are already too ego-tistical and if you don't agree with me you just haven't noticed it yet.  In the end, the are supposed to make records based on popular music.  So while they are in reality still trying out, they are all choosing music that our grandmothers and mothers used to listen to. I remember being a die hard and living for Tues/Wed and Thursdays just for American Idol.  Now I find I am watching it the following days on my DVR and fast forwarding a lot of it.  What the hell has happened?  I can't believe that this week none of the judges gave any kind of criticism.  They were all about it during the "drama" of the Hollywood weeks.  Now don't you find it odd that every single one of them just so happened to do great this first week?  I think it's because they don't want to make their show look like they have mediocre contestants compared to their competition.  In sad reality though, they do.  American Idol I think will soon go down in flames due to shows like the X-Factor or The Voice because shows like that don't have an age limit or a genre classification.  Why should you only be able to try out for a competition unless you are under 28?  Weird and what kind of message is that sending?  This has become one of the most boring singing competitions ever and it's frankly sad.  The show lost it's credit after Carrie Underwood.  Everyone since her hasn't amounted to basically anything worth mentioning.

What TV Show was Heather Dubrow on?

Heather Dubrow is coming off as an insanely pretentious and boring human being on The Real Housewives of Orange County so far.  The fact that you admit to sending your food back 90% of the time at a restuarant speaks volumes on your personality.  Perhaps you shouldn't go out to eat since it's obvious no one can ever meet your standards.  Who raised such an awful bitch?  I can only imagine what it must be like to be married to her.  Her husband is a well known plastic surgeon who I believe was on Dr. 90210.  He seems very easy going, funny and likeable unlike his dreadful wife.  Tamra Barney has stated early on that she thinks Alexis will be jealous of Dubrow's lifestyle and success.  I don't see why anyone would be jealous of her.  Heather revealed in last night's episode that she and a group of her friends are opening a restuarant because there is just no restuarant worth eating in Orange County.  I would LOVE to eat at her restaurant when it opens just so I can send my food back. 

Sadly the drama between Vicki, Gretchen and Tamra is starting off to seem very fake.  Vicki's reactions to the whole painting scene between Gretchen and Tamra seemed staged.  Her facial reactions were too over the top even for Vicki.  I'm sure later on in the season true tension will be revealed between the threesome but for now I'm not buying it. 

Let's also not deny the obvious.  Gretchen Rossi has lip injections no matter how many times she says she doesn't.  She is sporting the obvious Restylane lip that you especially can notice when she turns to the side.  When Tamra confronted her about it Gretchen responded by saying she just used a lip plumper.  Gretchen, you single handedly in one year made your face age 5-7 years due to your excessive botox and now lip injections.......stop lying.  I think Slade is rubbing off on her.

BGC Season 8 Gets a New Roommate

Well those nasty bitches were successful in getting Jenna out of the house.  How weak is Amy all of a sudden?  Jenna was her friend and she can't even stand up for her?  If i had four girls against me all the time and messing with my makeup/clothes I can't say I would have stuck around in the house either.  It all boils down to jealousy and the fact that the followers are scared of Erica's manly ass.  I hope Jenna beats some ass at the reunion show.  So now they get a new roommate which none are happy about.  Wouldn't they have much rather just dealt with Jenna's bullshit then get another roommate that they would have to focus more time and energy on getting out of the house?  Why do I ask hard questions?  These girls obviously don't have the brains to think further than their next drink.

So Elease is the new girl and she never stood a chance.  I gotta say those twins have got to get checked.  They are so stupid and weak.  All the girls give Elease the cold shoulder and are so immature but you have to be to be on this show.  This is the biggest season of haters I've ever seen.  Oh check out the black girl with the short hair who all of a sudden has balls.  The producers of this show got it wrong.  These girls aren't tough, they're nothing without eachother.  Elease makes friends with Stasi and Tiara from season 7.  The girls of course decide to leave her there.  Man tiara's hair is so awful and her buck teeth drive me crazy.  So far I hope Elease doesn't give in and leave the show.  Elease comes home to find her belongings strewn all over the backyard by the ugly bitches.  The ghetto one that likes to show her shit pushes Elease in the pool.  Wow six on one, that seems fair.  Thank God Elease isn't giving up and she's heading back to the house for some more drama.

Alexis Bellino and Peggy Tanous Feud Lives On

Peggy Tanous is no longer on the show because quite frankly without her drama with Alexis she's quite boring.  Gretchen who last year made fun of women who got botox looks like she's overdone it herself.  In an attempt to obviously make herself look younger, she single handedly made herself look older.She still is my least favorite housewife and I'm not sure what she can do to redeem herself with me at this point.  I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't care what anyone says I think Alexis Bellino is the hottest housewife.  Not just on OC but of all the housewive shows.

Tamra and Gretchen have decided to bury the hatchet which disappoints me.  I like their drama and who is going to be the enemies then this season?  It's obvious that Vicki is going to be jealous of their new found friendship.  However, Vicki and Alexis seem to be super friendly on Twitter so maybe Vicki will start are new friendship with Alexis just to get back at Tamra.  So Vicki and Tamra meet and I can't believe Vicki and Donn still live together.  How awkward is that?  I think Donn asking for spousal support is more than wrong.  I love Donn and I wish I didn't hear that. Sidebar, that new movie Gone looks hella stupid.  Teenager's these days should be offended at the fact that director's feel they lack intelligence. 

Enter Heather Dubrow who is a stay at home former "actress" married to a prominent plastic surgeon.  Her husband and herself meet Tamra to look at a plot of land for $4.9 million dollars.  Heather comes off as kinda arrogant so far.  Tamra invites Heather to Vicki's party to keep her close and her pockets potentially fatter. 

Alexis is a host of San Diego show and she TOTALLY bombs!! Im so embarrassed for her, I almost wanted to turn the channel.  She says she has no journalistic background or experience.....uh duh!  Tamra and Heather meet for coffee and Heather reveals she's been married for 12 or 13 years she's not really sure.  Heather definitely is different then any of the other women and I'm not sure yet if it's going to be refreshing or a bad thing.  Tamra hit it on the head when she said Heather is everything Alexis wants to be and isn't.  However, Alexis's new home is beautiful and they did pay cash for it so they've got money somehow.  Does anyone really know what Jim does for a living?  I would love to know please fill me in.  Alexis buys Gretchen one of her signature dresses which I saw a friend wear live last year and it felt and looked very cheap.  I would not be excited to get that dress as a gift sorry. Alexis and Peggy are still very much involved in their own drama which makes me sad that Peggy isn't on the show to keep it going.  Gretchen's friend Sarah is going to be on a few episode's and I don't know what it is but I hate new people coming on these shows.  Especially if they're one of Gretchen's friends.  Sarah is beautiful but she needs bangs, the girl has way to much forehead.  This first episode was very anti-climactic but I'm glad it's started.  OC for life!

Bad Girls Club Hates on Jenna Russo

Besides her eye makeup Jenna Russo is the hottest Bad Girl on season 8.  The girls in the house are obviously jealous of her because she hasn't really done anything for them to hate her.  A fight started because she brought home two guys and they got drunk and were being loud.  First of all they cleaned the kitchen for those dirty hoe's the least they could have done was said thank you.  Let's not forget that Amy was also the guilty party so why all the hatred at Jenna?  The twins are the biggest follower's in the house and are so scared without that ugly red headed bitch.  Plus none of them in that group of 4 can fight worth a damn.  I give major props to Jenna for taking on all four of them regardless of who would have won the fight.  I would love to get my hands on Erica but she's so disgusting I also wouldn't want to have to touch her.  I can't wait for the episode when the girls turn on those irrelevant twins and beat their ass.  I couldn't tell from the end of the episode but I really hope Jenna doesn't bow out and leave the show.  If I was her I would stick it through because if you leave you're just giving them what they want.  If you were really powerful and secure with yourself, you wouldn't need to fight people only when a group of other tools are around.