HCG Diet Day 2

I started the HCG diet after seeing how 5 of my co-workers experienced amazing success with the diet.  I'm not going to get into how it works and what the pregnancy hormone is because you can find that on any site on the Internet.  This blog is going to be a journal about my experience day to day with the diet and if it really does work.  Instead of getting the shots like my co-workers did, I decided to do the drops.  I don't have health insurance yet so I didn't have any other choice.  I purchased the drops from http://www.healthyhcg.com/ which seems to be a reputable place.  So for the first two days of the diet you are supposed to eat fattening foods to capacity.  This was hard for me because I wanted to start losing weight asap but this part of the diet everyone says is very important.  Once you get passed those two days your body will need to feed off of and burn that fat while only consuming 500 calories per day.  This fat that you consumed will help you last 26 or so days while only eating 500 calories.  Make sense?  So of course I don't know how to follow any rules and it's day two for me but I'm not eating fattening foods.  I'm starting the actual diet.  I ate Taco Bell for dinner last night and it made me feel so gross and sick, I couldn't bear to eat fat another day.  So this morning, I took my drops and got on the scale and realized I gained 2.6 lbs from the Taco Bell excursion the night before.  So now I'm at 148.6 pounds.  So far I've consumed a cup of coffee with one tablespoon of milk (that's all the milk you can have a day).  Then an hour later I ate a small cutie (orange).  at 12:00 I'm going to take my second round of drops (3 total rounds per day).  Then I will eat my plain chicken (yummy! not!) with spinach.  I won't get to eat my protein and vegetables again until dinner.  Your really only supposed to have two meals per day but can snack on healthy items that you are allowed.  So far I don't have hunger pangs and it's almost 11:00. 

Twilight and Imprinting

I went and saw Twilight Breaking Dawn last night and couldn't believe there was only 10 people in the theatre.  I was a very happy camper.  My boyfriend and I brought in those wine juice boxes since we're alcoholics.  That was the first time I've ever used those and they are actually pretty convenient.  I thought the movie was good but not worth waiting for 4 hours like everyone did opening night.  I was pissed to find out I missed The American Music Awards how was it?? anyone?  I am curious to find out what other people thought about Breaking Dawn also.  Those who haven't read the book kinda missed the whole "imprinting" thing.  I thought it was sweet that after hating the baby, Jacob ended up saving it.  Does anyone know why he never imprinted on Bella?  There definitely were some very cheesy moments that didn't need to be there.  I also wasn't sure it shouldn't have been rated R.  A lot of my co-workers had said they thought it was "gory" or "gruesome" and I didn't feel that way at all.  They didn't show the part where he chewed through her to get the baby out, just a little blood on his mouth.  What else was gory? The R rating for me was the sexual nature of it. 

Who to Follow on Twitter

**Update

Just thought I'd add more people to my list of those you should follow on Twitter.  @MsAbomb is Ashley Klarich from VH1's reality show Rock of Love Bus with Brett Michaels.  She and @vh1sFarrah are pretty hilarious.  A lot of it is them talking back and forth to eachother about their stripper exploits and ranging alcoholism.  A lot of what they say I think is for shock factor but people seem to take it seriously.  Too seriously sometimes, but that's what makes them entertaining to follow.  For the really dry sense of humor folks follow @capricecrane.  An example of her tweets are "It's raining in L.A. so naturally everyone's freaking out.  Calm down, you guys.  Plastic is water resistant."  or "Whoever said, love conquer's all obviously wasn't very good with a gun."

follow @is_anyone_up if you want to look at perverted pictures of men and women.  Women actually submit naked photos of themselves and then this person tweets them.  Obviously that's the reason they have so many followers.  Not a bad strategy. I just can't believe so many women who aren't in the porn industry don't mind their vagina's being all over the internet. It's like Girls Gone Wild for Twitter but nastier. 

I think it's so funny how everyone on Twitter hates on @leannrimes  ESPECIALLY @AnnieBowl.  Her tweets are really funny and has something snarky to say in reply to all of Leann's tweets.  Brandi Glanville seems to enjoy the fact that her Twitter followers are attacking her arch nemesis.  The two haven't tweeted each other anything recently which is no fun.  Leann is so obvious in her tweets.  She wants the world to know she's a good stepmom and that she and Eddie Cibrian are sooooooooo in love.  It's pretty annoying and it makes her look desperate.  She also is shrinking away to nothing.  Brandi Glanville is the same way, I think they are having a competition with eachother on who can stay the skinniest.  There is also a funny ass Tweeter @Brandiwineville.  This person is obviously close to Leann and Eddie because this account is used solely to embarrass and rip on Brandi Glanville.  The tweets go below the belt but are hilarious.  If you aren't a Brandi fan or just like funny shit then follow this person.

Twilight Wedding Details Revealed

The wedding we've all been waiting for is about to approach us.  'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1' will reveal steamy sex scenes, a romantic wedding and a vampire baby.  The movie starts November 18th, just in time for the Thanksgiving movie season.  Head to the Huffington Post to watch a clip of Bella getting something special from her parents before the wedding.

Oliva Munn Says Brett Ratner Has Small Weiner

Actress Oliva Munn reveals her disgusting sexual encounter with "Tower Heist" director Brett Ratner in her new book.  The book is called "Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek."  In this book she states that she had sex with the director and explained it as "a grown man wearing an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in his hands glistening with shrimp fat."  Umm ouch and ew!  Yesterday Brett Ratner admitted the story...sort of.

"I used to date Olivia Munn, I'll be honest with everyone here.  But when she was 'Lisa' not Asian back then.  She was hanging out on my set of 'After the Sunset' I banged her a few times,but I forgot her because she changed her name.  I didn't know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer.  And she talked about my shortcomings."

Nicole Scherzinger Vs. Simon Cowell

The host from the X-Factor has the most annoying voice possible.  Paula's group that started off the show sucked.  Why are we singing a song by Janet Jackson while dresses as Michael?  I am so embarrassed that they are giving them such high compliments.  This is a travesty, even Simon......really?  Sidebar, Paula is looking better than ever and more coherent than on Idol.  Now these cocky bastards are going to start acting even more annoying. Chris Rene's version of this song isn't great but he looks great with the hat off.  Is he half asian?  He did a good job but I think we all like him better singing his own lyrics.  Ok now that the judges are loving him I'm taking a second look and yeah I Guess they're right.  They weren't right about the first group though ahahha.  Ok who else is shocked by Leroy's age?  I will never have grand children and look that amazing.  His voice is very Michael Bolton to me but it's soothing and I like it.  He sang the song well and I think it was the perfect choice for his voice.  Here come the claws between Simon and Nicole.  I have to say Nicole is pretty annoying.  I think she is turning into the new Paula from Idol where she really has nothing much to say.  She should watch her step because Simon really has the say on who stays and who goes.  Do we need a reminder about Cheryl Cole?  I think the only reason he got rid of her was because he wanted to be the only Brit.  I really can't stand the fact that these shows need to be on for two hours.  I think I'm going to hell but that 12 year old Rachel bugs the shit out of me.  Even her laughing while Simon is belittling Nicole makes me want to punch her in the face.  I think people will vote her off based on her annoying laugh and cheesy smile as well.  Wow that Walmart Christmas commercial was hella annoying.

Lakoda Rayne or whatever they're called are exactly what the other judges said...cheesy.  They sang a song that does not need to be sung as a group.  They looked like the Wiggles with their outfits.  I think they are contenders to go home early.  Ok now Michael Macdonald I mean Josh Krajick has been one of my favorites.  He sang Christina Perry's Jar of Hearts and it started out rough.  Getting into it he sang it beautifully.  I don't think I would have picked this song for him but he sang it well.  I think he will make it to the end.  Not the winner but he'll go far and he will go far in his career.  He's just a genuine guy with a good voice, those people always win. UGh now let's move on to Simon's prodigy. This show is getting so boring.  When is The Voice coming on?????  Ok now she's singing Desperado and actually sounds amazing.  Wow Simon was right about his pick.  All she needed was a makeover and now she's a true competitor.  Oh here comes Astro my favorite....NOT!!!!!!!!!! talk about having an ego bigger than his body.  I want this kid off the show so bad it's not even funny.  Once again they have him singing a song from the 90's.  All he does is the same hand movements and gestures it's annoying and boring.  He's a good little rapper but I back to what they said about him before, he's just too young.  He doesn't really fit into his age group of superstars.  I'm already over it and he hasn't even begun.  And wow those background dancers must really be broke.  Who wants to put on their resume that their last job was a background dancer for the X-Factor contestant Astro.