Haley Smith Next American Idol?

American Idol tonight is in Aspen Colorado.  This crazy bitch Jenny is actually a teacher?  She's crazy about Steven Tyler but she's so young she probably doesn't know him outside of American Idol next year.  Steven and his Shick comments were pretty funny.  She had a good voice but not great for American Idol.  There's only so much makeup and good teeth work can do. Do you still have the Hey Jude song stuck in her head?  Haley Smith lives in a log cabin and seems like a hippie carefree girl.  She has three jobs one is a vegetarian working in the meat department.  She sang Tell Me Something Good and I instantly thought please sing something else.  I want more diversity from her voice. However, you can tell she has a Joss Stone feel. 

I almost had a heart attack when I saw that a girl was making a big deal on tv about her bipolar. I'm bipolar and I almost had a bipolar episode thinking someone would try to get sympathy on idol for it.  LOL she said american idol helped her stay on her meds? Ok that's a problem.  She sang good but girls need to sing boy songs because you're always going to be compared. I listened to her thinking she is nothing close to Carrie so she shouldn't make it. 

Enter Katy Perry wannabe who wishes she was a broadway singer.  This shit bores me, these people waste everyone's time.  When she sang Blue Bayou she actually sang well, what an idiot.  She made it through but won't get passed Hollywood. 

Aubrey Deckmeyer is a Moron

Aubrey who thought she was on American's Next Top Model made it through but won't make it past Hollywood.  After her interview there are too many people who are annoyed by you.  Also, you won't make America's Next Top Model with that double chin.  The girl from Lodi was on Ellen Degeneres and she's never been kissed.  Can't believe Usher put his mouth on her.  She has a funny shtick and her voice isn't that bad.  There is something about her though that makes it seem like she's trying to make her voice sound like someone else.  Oh God she is super annoying, I can't tell which one I hate more.  Moving on to Jennifer Lopez and her hideous outfit and prom hairdo.  Kyle Cruz is up and comes off as the biggest frat dork ever.  He's gotta have a good voice if his friends say he's a ladies man.  He sang a throwback song by Monica which was a great one.  Didn't expect the voice to come out of that kid but he's worth another shot.  That audition I gotta say made me smile.  Enter Jim Carrey's daughter and she's a waitress??? really?? That seems a little strange.  She seems like a well rounded girl.  She has a nice tone and definitely has something.  I like her personality and I think she will go far.  I don't think her dad being who he is will have anything to do with her success.  Wolf is a mechanic with guido-ish style hair.  He says he started singing 3 years ago after receiving a guitar from his deceased father.  Love, love, love him.  He's from 30 minutes away from where I live.  He's nothing great but he has potential.  He's very teddy bear sweet and I think if given a good rock genre he can do a variety of things with it.  He's def not boring, after that Johnny Cash song he's dope.  He ended up kissing Ryan Seacrest who didn't seem to hate it. 

The new season 2012 American Idol kicked off without Simon Cowell.  Let's recap.  First off it starts with young people saying "I've been watching American Idol since I was a little girl."  Instantly I feel old because I watched it since season one and I was in my early 20's.  Note to Jennifer Lopez, just because you have a flat tummy doesn't mean a half shirt is age appropriate for you.  I get the whole fact that many older women these days will do anything to look younger but her hair and clothes sometimes is way too childish.  It's obvious from the start American Idol producers want a softer approach to the show which I'm not sure is going to work.  So the show starts in Savannah Georgia.  I'm convinced that Ryan Seacrest still needs to eat a sandwich.  Whos is this little shit head named David (the ladies man).  His mother should be very afraid that she's going to be a grandmother before he reaches 18 years old.  He said his friends call him "mister steal your girl."  Ummmmmm that's someone elses line, like Trey Songz.  He sounded like Michael Jackson back in the day, not good enough for the competition right now.  He won't make it past Hollywood round for sure.  They are obviously trying to look for the competition compared to X-Factor's Astro.  The montage of what Steven Tyler sees when he closes his eyes was HILARIOUS.  I miss Simon, these people so far they are putting through do not have the strong enough voices to get them far in the competition, I don't get it.  I also don't like how without Simon Jennifer is acting like she kinda owns the place.

Isn't weird how they're in Georgia yet I haven't heard one Georgia accent yet.  Ryan's doppelganger at first I thought would be annoying but it was actually one of the highlights.  I know for a fact at the finale he will be there to do some sort of announcing as their little joke thing they do.  As a singer he sucks but he was funny as hell.  Ok the 15 year with the pitcher dad was cute and good. Not great but she has potential.  Dude I take back everything I said earlier about Seacrest he is funny as shit.  Stephanie Renee ok did anyone else notice her black eye.  Wow she starts singing and she's good.  OMG too much wine i've been wearing the same sweatshirt for two hours and just noticed something felt weird and pulled out a beanie out of my sleeve. Schyler is awesome and she's gonna go far and not only that she sang one of my favorites songs.  Colton her bro sang and he's soooo good too but I can't watch him while he sings his face is too much of a distraction.  He totally took away from her sisters performance.  For Jenny to say that Schyler needs to grow after the other mediocre people they put through.  Since they put Colton through the show is obviously going to center around the competition between the two of them.  Lauren Mink the girl that mentors adults with disabilities resonated with me because that's something I really want to do.  In highschool I was very popular but in junior high I was a study nerd that got made fun of because I liked to read.  So I can only imagine what people with disabilities that aren't their choice go through being made fun of. So I am for sure signing up some how to volunteer starting tomorrow.  I swear and I will blog about it for sure.  Ok so after the break Randy is being more of a diva then Jennifer.  Don't get me wrong people I like her I  just call some of her shit at when I see it. 

My favorite line was when Steven Tyler said "hey you were pitchy but you threw the ball so that's what counts." LMFAO Ok have to admit I switched to watching to "Are you there Chelsea?" and it's kinda funny.

Why is Leann Rimes so Hated on Twitter?

Leann Rimes is easily one of the most hated celebrities on Twitter.  While she may think she has a lot of fans in the form of followers, my guess is they are accounts created by her haters.  Leann Rimes will block you from her Twitter account if you simply disagree with anything she says.  You can even disagree with her in the nicest way possible and you will still get blocked.  It's hilarious that you will also get blocked from Eddie Cibrian's account at the same time you are blocked from Leann.  Kinda makes you think she's running his Twitter account also right?  I think the main reason people don't like her is the simple fact that she is considered a home wrecker.  I think the heat on her got worse once people started watching and liking Brandi Glanville on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  I don't need to rehash what went down between all of them we already all know.  Leann also likes to talk about Eddie and Brandi's kids constantly on Twitter like she's trying to throw it in Brandi's face.  Leann's tweets are very passive aggressive and her behavior is nothing short of girls in highschool.  I also find it odd the amount of time she spends on Twitter.  She and her new husband don't seem to have real jobs so it's weird that it seems like she boasts going to Cabo like once a month. 

Currently she is working on a new album but her voice is too annoying to put into words.  I forsee it being a total flop.  An example of how insecure Leann is....just today @ladyemmapiers tweeted to Leann saying "I just don't agree with what and how u tweet given a fam w/ children got broken up. good luck w/ everything."  Then immediately she was blocked from both Leann and Eddie's accounts.  Later @xoAlaina put it best by saying to @ladyemmapiers "what you didn't know?  Ur not allowed to have an opinion with her." She also said "Leann blocks anyone who doesn't kiss her ass."  That being said I think the ones that get blocked keep creating new accounts so they can continue to follow Leann Rimes.  Not because they secretly are in love with her, but because we all have to keep reading the lame tweets that come from her fingers.

Real Housewives of OC Drama

The season kicks off February 7th 2012 and I am so excited.  From the looks of the commercial it seems that there may be an amazing 80's party happening.  It also appears that Tamra Barney might play a less vicious role.  Gretchen I'm assuming will probably take her place as the uber bitch but she always was.  While it will be not a fun time for Don, I'm looking forward to seeing Vicki's new relationship play out on tv.  Alexis Bellino can be a real idiot but I still think she's the most beautiful cast member.  In the commercial it also teases that their may be troublein paradise for Tamra and Eddie.  Does it surprise you that she let some man touch her breasts?  No, Tamra is one of the biggest attention whores I've ever seen.  So with that said however tame it may appear RHOOC is always a fun ride and is by far my favorite Housewife show.

Weekend Number 2 in Jail

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First Day at Santa Rita Jail

Friday night I turned  myself into the shit hole that is Santa Rita Jail in Dublin, CA.  I was scared at first because I didn't know what jail would be like but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.  However, the jail itself is one of the worst in the Country.  First they book you then I was sent into the drunk tank or holding cell with about 7 other females.  4 of us were "weekenders" so the experience was new to them as well.  The girls were pretty cool.  I soon realized that no one is really there to start shit with you, everyone is pretty much in the same boat.  Every one is just as miserable as you are and doesn't want to be there just as much as you do.  The main goal is to suck it up and get it over with.  As long as you don't have attitude or start crap with anyone you will be fine.  I picked the wrong or right weekend to turn  myself in because it turned out to be one of their busiest.  We had to sit in the holding cell for 18 hours.  That's 18 hours of not being able to sleep and sitting on a cold cement block.  The gave us a nasty baloney sandwich and a cup.  We were supposed to use the cup to fill with water that came from the toilet........no thank you.  So far I went 18 hours with no food and nothing to drink.  Then we were taken out to get fingerprinted and talk to the nurse.  The nurse gave us a TB and pregnancy test.  After that I was taken to the dress area which is just a bigger holding cell where you change into your "uniform."  Once I got changed I started to feel like a low-life just wearing the outfit I see murderers wear in jail on television.  Slowly more girls started coming in and changing as well.  My costume if you will was blue which is for low level offenders.  A lot of the women there were in for shop-lifting, drunk in publics and being caught with pipes and pot.  Alameda county is no joke, so if you plan on partaking in even the slightest illegal activity don't get caught there.

So we sat there in the dressing room for 3 hours before the deputy told us we were finally be taken to the pods where our cells were.  For the first time I was looking forward to it because at this point all we wanted was a bed and a hot meal.  I made friends with the girls I was stuck with in the 18 hour period.  All of us had a plan to go to bed, wake up for dinner and then go back to bed again.  We lined up and took a long walk through the yard to the jail.  The only thing that made me nervous was wondering what the other women in there were going to be like.  The deputy then told us that me and my "friends" would all be housed together so that made me feel better.  We were taken to the multi-purpose room where we would have to strip down naked, bend over, spread our cheeks and cough.  I was not looking forward to this as you can imagine.  I stood in the line waiting for the female officer.  At this point the women were telling stories about what had happened in that situation the week before.  One girl said that someone bent over and the officer shouted "are you having a baby?"  I guess a bunch of hair started coming out of her cooch.  Turned out she was trying to smuggle in her weave.......ghetto....fabulous?  Sidebar, let me just tell you no matter how respectful and nice you are the deputies are complete and total dicks there.  They are young, attractive and they know it.  They walk around with the biggest ego's and treat you like shit no matter how little your crime.  That was by far the worst part of the jail besides the stank smells and dirt everywhere.  So while I'm waiting to get molested by the female officer, she comes in and asks for two inmates.  One of them happened to be me and I immediately knew what that meant.  I was getting released early.  They took us back to the dressing room to put our normal clothes back on so my new friend and I could go.  Since we were weekender's and the jail was becoming over-crowded they needed more beds available for people that were going to need to stay there before going to court.  Those two girls were in the dressing room in yellow uniforms.  They got busted with AK 47-s in an armed robbery.  The deputy told us he would be back to get us in 3 minutes after we got dressed.  Those 3 minutes turned into a long 3 and half hours.  There was a shift change between the officers and no one cared that we were stuck in the room waiting for release.  I was stuck listening to those two women involved in the robbery talk and talk about the most disgusting, ghetto shit I've ever heard.  I slowly started to feel a panick attack coming on and needed to get the hell out of there.  Finally an deputy showed up and took us out.  He gave me what I came in with, my cellphone and my passport.  I walked out of there a free woman one day early.  Unfortunately I have to go back again next weekend.  I'm hoping the same situation will ensue.  I'll be there for 24 hours due to overcrowding and released.  If not, I'm definitely not as scared about it as I thought I would be.  As long as I get a bed this time I'll be fine.  Stay tuned for next week......