The new season 2012 American Idol kicked off without Simon Cowell.  Let's recap.  First off it starts with young people saying "I've been watching American Idol since I was a little girl."  Instantly I feel old because I watched it since season one and I was in my early 20's.  Note to Jennifer Lopez, just because you have a flat tummy doesn't mean a half shirt is age appropriate for you.  I get the whole fact that many older women these days will do anything to look younger but her hair and clothes sometimes is way too childish.  It's obvious from the start American Idol producers want a softer approach to the show which I'm not sure is going to work.  So the show starts in Savannah Georgia.  I'm convinced that Ryan Seacrest still needs to eat a sandwich.  Whos is this little shit head named David (the ladies man).  His mother should be very afraid that she's going to be a grandmother before he reaches 18 years old.  He said his friends call him "mister steal your girl."  Ummmmmm that's someone elses line, like Trey Songz.  He sounded like Michael Jackson back in the day, not good enough for the competition right now.  He won't make it past Hollywood round for sure.  They are obviously trying to look for the competition compared to X-Factor's Astro.  The montage of what Steven Tyler sees when he closes his eyes was HILARIOUS.  I miss Simon, these people so far they are putting through do not have the strong enough voices to get them far in the competition, I don't get it.  I also don't like how without Simon Jennifer is acting like she kinda owns the place.

Isn't weird how they're in Georgia yet I haven't heard one Georgia accent yet.  Ryan's doppelganger at first I thought would be annoying but it was actually one of the highlights.  I know for a fact at the finale he will be there to do some sort of announcing as their little joke thing they do.  As a singer he sucks but he was funny as hell.  Ok the 15 year with the pitcher dad was cute and good. Not great but she has potential.  Dude I take back everything I said earlier about Seacrest he is funny as shit.  Stephanie Renee ok did anyone else notice her black eye.  Wow she starts singing and she's good.  OMG too much wine i've been wearing the same sweatshirt for two hours and just noticed something felt weird and pulled out a beanie out of my sleeve. Schyler is awesome and she's gonna go far and not only that she sang one of my favorites songs.  Colton her bro sang and he's soooo good too but I can't watch him while he sings his face is too much of a distraction.  He totally took away from her sisters performance.  For Jenny to say that Schyler needs to grow after the other mediocre people they put through.  Since they put Colton through the show is obviously going to center around the competition between the two of them.  Lauren Mink the girl that mentors adults with disabilities resonated with me because that's something I really want to do.  In highschool I was very popular but in junior high I was a study nerd that got made fun of because I liked to read.  So I can only imagine what people with disabilities that aren't their choice go through being made fun of. So I am for sure signing up some how to volunteer starting tomorrow.  I swear and I will blog about it for sure.  Ok so after the break Randy is being more of a diva then Jennifer.  Don't get me wrong people I like her I  just call some of her shit at when I see it. 

My favorite line was when Steven Tyler said "hey you were pitchy but you threw the ball so that's what counts." LMFAO Ok have to admit I switched to watching to "Are you there Chelsea?" and it's kinda funny.