Mob Wives Finale Nora Arrested

Mamasita, a photo by sha-put-ski on Flickr.

The Mob Wives season finale is on and I'm glad it's over so I don't have to hear about Nora's dead father anymore. For now anyway. The episode aired earlier and there was no Twitter buzz going on so I'm a little nervous it's going to be a borefest. I like Renee but aren't we a little old for this high school what did Nora say to you bullshit? Holy disgusting her pasta! I really can't imagine what it feels like to have Leah's head of hair. It just looks really unmanageable and kinda gives me anxiety. She's a cool broad though, I like her. Nora just wants to keep clinging onto whoever she can to discuss this whole exhumation of her father's body. It's borderline crazy and I feel like she needs to let it go. You can tell that everyone she talks to is just trying to find ways to tune her out. When it comes to Renee and her daughter I'm still torn by who I believe when it comes to Gianna's dad. I grew up in a household myself where my mom bashed my dad and my dad bashed my mom. It wasn't until I was older that I realized they were both right about eachother they just exaggerated their points. I don't understand why Gianna belittles the fact that her dad was involved in a brutal murder and DOES belong in jail. This heartfelt conversation Renee had this time makes me proud that she took the high road. Speaking ill of your ex to your child will not only make your child uncomfortable but will push them away.

Oy evay now back to Nora. She goes to the site and her dad isn't there. She starts having a breakdown driving to the crematory where her dad supposedly is. The police pull her over and tell her she's under investigation. Is this VH1's big finale? This season has made me miss the original Mob Wives. Drita and Renee Graziano have more entertainment in their fingernail then these bitches. Nora get let go which obviously was a stall tactic by the police. Watching Nora talking about the government stealing her dads body makes her look like she just escaped from a mental ward. So after all of this Nora chooses not to look at the body. This guy at the funeral home tells her it's bad and he's decomposing. His eye lids, mouth and nose are gone. This guy pleads with her not to see the body. THEN...someone else takes a look at the body and informs Nora that he doesn't think this is her dad. The dramatics of the garage door going up and down is really laughable VH1 I'm sorry. With all of the rigamoroll Nora decides to look for herself. She can't tell if it's him or not that's how bad the body is. So she will have to wait 2 weeks until the DNA results are confirmed.

Leah, Pia, Christina and Renee start off kissing eachothers asses on the boat. Renee literally makes an ass out of herself and it shows the captain isn't amused. The girls are obviously drunk at this point because they're trying to have a heart to heart. Leah brings up making up with Nora and the party seems to now be over. Pia and Renee aren't amused and have no plans on making peace. Get over it girls!!!! VH1 revealed at the end of the episode that the body in said casket was in fact Nora's father. Now let's hope we don't have to hear about this anymore next season. All in all this was a pretty boring first season of Mob Wives Chicago...epic fail.

LeAnn Rimes Caught on Tape Bashing Brandi

LeAnn Rimes and bobble, a photo by waterbobble on Flickr.

LeAnn Rimes has done it again. We all know about the war between her and her husband's ex wife Brandi Glanville. However, I thought they had considered it water under the bridge? While Brandi makes it clear she is still feuding with her ex Eddie over issues with the kids, Brandi and LeAnn started sharing semi-sweet tweets to eachother. Well, now a nasty taped phone conversation could threaten the already strained relationship between the two. Instead of keeping her mouth shut, LeAnn thought it was necessary to call a Brandi fan on Twitter personally via phone call. Did she not think this chick was going to record the conversation? Is it any of this fans business anyways what is going on between these two ladies? After all there are kids involved. So in this lovely taped phone conversation LeAnn is recorded saying Brandi is "Vindictive as fucking shit." This recording was taped recently too so she can't say it was "before" they made amends. The genius that LeAnn is decided to call one of Brandi's fans from Twitter.  What would make her think that would turn out in her favor? While on the phone with one of the "Brandi Bunch" LeAnn was sitting with one of her fans who bashes Brandi constantly on Twitter.  So LeAnn's idea of being a mature adult in this matter is to fly her "stalkers" on Twitter out to call Brandi fans and argue her point like a teenager.   You be the judge and who's side are you on? Listen to it here.

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Alexis Bellino signs card for HOC

Alexis Bellino signs card for HOC, a photo by HatsOffForCancer on Flickr.

Alexis Bellino Buying Followers on Twitter

Tamra made an accusation on Twitter yesterday that is not only shocking but makes sense.  Everyone knows that having a ton of Twitter followers not only helps your brand but it can extend your 15 minutes of fame. Bravo for one I believe pays attention to these numbers when it comes down to making a decision on whether or not to keep a reality star on their show.  So yesterday Tamra tweeted that Alexis admitted to Peggy and Micah that she buys her Twitter followers.  So what does that mean?  I guess there is a software out there for $50 that adds thousands of new followers to your account overnight.  Here is what Micah Tanous tweeted

"I just answered a call from the company that is SELLING all the current #RHOC cast their twitter followers.  What a f-ing joke! Fake likes!? Current cast members just got pissed I tweeted that....Too funny. Oh god. what do you think these $2500 PR agents that promise "social media marketing" are doing.  The software only costs $50!"

Twittercounter.com revealed the list for August and notice the jump in Alexis's followers.  Something seems fishy don't it?

Alexis Bellino

Aug 1, 2012 312,714 followers
Aug 3, 2012 299,960 followers
Aug 7, 2012 307,371 followers
Aug 9, 2012 338,121 (look at that increase in just two days!!)

This is obviously Alexis's desperate attempt to stay on a reality television show because she has nothing else going on.

Ramona Singer Intimidated by Heather

Ramona and Heather's feud continues on the screen and in Twitterland. However, if you follow their tweets while the live show is airing you might notice some cryptic messages between the two.  After talking smack to eachother back and forth, Heather ended her tweet to Ramona with a wink ;-).  Then Ramona tweeted her back with this xO.  Isn't xo hugs and kisses?  So what is it ladies?  Are you twitter bashing just for bigger ratings?  On to tonight's episode.  Heather's reaction when she sees Ramona was pretty hilarious.  However, I agree with Ramona Heather's smile is getting annoying and it is a little pretentious.  I think it was nice of Heather to take her time out of her busy schedule to help Sonja.  Was it not obvious that Ramona and Heather were going to argue over every little miniscule detail.  Sonja did approve the logo at the end of the Heather initial meeting.  It seemed like she did speak with Ramona which is why I'm thinking she brought her to the meeting in the first place as back up.  I like Ramona at times but I find it hard to believe she is such a successful businesswoman because she seems extremely unprofessional.  I think Ramona is very jealous and intimidated by Heather and her success. It seemed like Sonja and Ramona purposely called this meeting with Heather to make her look like a joke.  That'll teach Heather not to help anyone out and not charge by the hour for her time.

What do you know, Ramona hosts a party and doesn't invite Heather?  WOW Ramona really called out Aviva but it's true she does talk about her ex Harry a lot.  If I was her husband I would have some concerns.  Enough is enough.  Here comes Indian gate.  Luann is the poster child for poise and proper behavior and she starts berading Native Americans.  Her boyfriend by the way I find very obnoxious. He looks like Balki from Perfect Strangers.  He starts talking and I have to focus and concentrate because I can't understand him.  Luann runs like a chicken when Mario confronts Jacques which by the way kudos to Mario.  Jacques is such a liar, he completely 100% tried to trick and humiliate Ramona.  So now Aviva is dropping her son off to Harry and I don't know about you but I could see a twinkle in her eyes when she sees him.  Have you all seen this Harry character?  Am I missing something?  He looks like a raging alcoholic who's losing his hair and is 4 feet tall.  I think people who are in their 40's and want to have a baby should do what they want.  Why do I feel like it's not right for Luann?  I feel like she might be doing it for all the wrong reasons.  She just finished raising kids now is the time to live.  Who am I to judge?  HAHAHAHAHAHH just kidding.  The Luann goes on to admit she wants to have a baby to keep Jacques around.  Yeah because that's a great reason to bring a child in this world.  She won't marry him though I'm sure because then she will lose her title as the Countess and to her that's more important than a stupid baby. 

For the love of God if I was Heather I would quit too.  This is just getting ridiculous. Heather looks very dorky chic with glasses, I'm really feeling it.  Leave it to Sonja to come late to her own photo shoot.  I give Heather a lot of respect for bringing up the Ramona issue.  It was disrespectful and insulting.  I'm surprised that Sonja doesn't understand where Heather is coming from.  Sonja is making herself look like a cheapass.  She doesn't want Heather to quit because she knows she will lose the free expertise and representation.  The whole Ramona meeting really backfired on her ass. 

Luann is now hosting a party to donate coates for the homeless.  Even in dire straits I can't picture the homeless walking around NYC wearing furs.......then again in NYC maybe I can.  I wish Luann and Ramona would bury the hatchet.  Their tit for tat is so tired and highschool.  Ramona just said hold the fifth LOL.  She means plead the fifth. Oh Ramona.......you are so intelligent it's no wonder you're so successful.  How tacky of Luann to bring her Life & Style magazine to the party.  Especially since that magazine slaps any low class Housewive on their cover.  Sonja is so drunk and is totally not making sense but it's hilarious.  It got insanely awkward once she started crying. Did you notice that Ramona and Heather were sitting "thisclose" to each other at the table?  If they were such arch enemies why would they squeeze next to each other?  It's obvious the producers pitted these two against each other in the beginning, gave them a story line and told them to run with it.  I'm on to you Andy Cohen and the Bravo Network.  The best part of her holiday party was the band and Jingle Bells.  I can't believe they sang "I want to fuck you in the ass."  That is a classic lyric that goes well for any holiday party.

Lose The Baby Weight in Two Months

Shayne Lamas is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and wife of Nik Richie who created thedirty.com.  Before she was pregnant she had a hot bod but surprisingly after her body was even more amazing. Shayne shared her diet secrets on her blog http://www.lamasrichie.com and I found it to be extremely helpful.  Here is just a sample of what she eats to get that amazing body she currently rocks.

Breakfast:  Ezekiel cereal (you can find at a health food store) or organic oatmeal.  I personally like Trader Joe's Flax oatmeal.  It has a maple flavor and is super yummy.  This oatmeal is also great if your pregnant because it has the extra folic nutrients expectant mothers need. 

Snack:  Banana or apple

Lunch:  Salad with chicken, turkey or fish.  Brown rice just 1/2 cup.  Lots of greens including spinach and a small glass of fruit juice.  Try mixing the fruit juice with one part juice one part water.

Snack 2:  Almonds, sunflower seeds or pumpkin seeds

Dinner:  One glass of red wine.  Chicken, fish or turkey.  Lots of greens especially spinach.

Shayne even admits that the diet seems boring but it gave her the speediest results and is proven to work.  As far as supplements go she takes a Cellan pill right when she wakes up in the morning.  She also takes fish oil pills which are really great for digestion as well as your heart.

So what is Cellan?  http://www.cellean.com/ The website touts you can lose 28 lbs in 10 weeks. It helps elliminate toxins from your body faster and helps lower cholesterol. It contains loads of vitamins but I'm a little skeptical as to how well it actually works.  I also don't know if Shayne was paid to endorse the product.  You can sign up for a free trial bottle which I did.  I will let you know what I think.  Be careful because if you don't cancel within 16 days of the trial period they will charge your card $82.95 a month.

The Best Diet for Pregnancy

Since finding out I'm pregnant again I've been determined to find a safe and healthy way of eating for a normal pregnancy. I had a miscarriage 4 months ago so I'm trying to be as safe as possible.  I know many women still drank a cup of coffee a day and most doctor's say that's ok.  However, I stopped it completely just as a precaution.  Before I found out I was eating mostly vegan and raw.  I started to keep track of my food intake and realized I just wasn't getting in enough protein.  I was having to supplement a lot of protein shakes.  Now I still want to eat healthy but not eating meat just isn't an option for me. 

According to WebMD this is the staple you should follow:

• Eat a variety of foods to get all the nutrients you need. Recommended daily servings include 6-11 servings of breads and grains, two to four servings of fruit, four or more servings of vegetables, four servings of dairy products, and three servings of protein sources (meat, poultry, fish, eggs or nuts). Use fats and sweets sparingly.
• Choose foods high in fiber that are enriched such as whole-grain breads, cereals, pasta, rice, fruits, and vegetables.
• Make sure you are getting enough vitamins and minerals in your daily diet while pregnant. You should take a prenatal vitamin supplement to make sure you are consistently getting enough vitamins and minerals every day. Your doctor can recommend an over-the-counter brand or prescribe a prenatal vitamin for you.
• Eat and drink at least four servings of dairy products and calcium-rich foods a day to help ensure that you are getting 1000-1300 mg of calcium in your daily diet during pregnancy.
• Eat at least three servings of iron-rich foods per day to ensure you are getting 27 mg of iron daily.
• Choose at least one good source of vitamin C every day, such as oranges, grapefruits, strawberries, honeydew, papaya, broccoli, cauliflower, Brussel sprouts, green peppers, tomatoes, and mustard greens. Pregnant women need 70 mg of vitamin C a day.
• Choose at least one good source of folic acid every day, like dark green leafy vegetables, veal, and legumes (lima beans, black beans, black-eyed peas and chickpeas). Every pregnant woman needs at least 0.4 mg of folic acid per day to help prevent neural tube defects such as spina bifida.
• Choose at least one source of vitamin A every other day. Sources of vitamin A include carrots, pumpkins, sweet potatoes, spinach, water squash, turnip greens, beet greens, apricots, and cantaloupe. Know that excessive vitamin A intake (>10,000 IU/day) may be associated with fetal malformations.

My concern at first was that I was getting too much vitamin A because I love spinach and turnip greens.  Now I will make sure to only eat them every other day.  Eating beans for my folic acid will not be a problem.  I'm a huge black bean, garbanzo bean, kidney bean and pinto bean lover.  I go to the doctor August 15th for my first appointment. 

There is no evidence that low carbohydrate diets are a concern to the fetus.  To keep my weight in check but healthy for my baby I will still eat carbs but I will limit them.  My goal is to take in more protein per day to help the baby grow.