Real Housewives of OC Drama

The season kicks off February 7th 2012 and I am so excited.  From the looks of the commercial it seems that there may be an amazing 80's party happening.  It also appears that Tamra Barney might play a less vicious role.  Gretchen I'm assuming will probably take her place as the uber bitch but she always was.  While it will be not a fun time for Don, I'm looking forward to seeing Vicki's new relationship play out on tv.  Alexis Bellino can be a real idiot but I still think she's the most beautiful cast member.  In the commercial it also teases that their may be troublein paradise for Tamra and Eddie.  Does it surprise you that she let some man touch her breasts?  No, Tamra is one of the biggest attention whores I've ever seen.  So with that said however tame it may appear RHOOC is always a fun ride and is by far my favorite Housewife show.

Weekend Number 2 in Jail

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First Day at Santa Rita Jail

Friday night I turned  myself into the shit hole that is Santa Rita Jail in Dublin, CA.  I was scared at first because I didn't know what jail would be like but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.  However, the jail itself is one of the worst in the Country.  First they book you then I was sent into the drunk tank or holding cell with about 7 other females.  4 of us were "weekenders" so the experience was new to them as well.  The girls were pretty cool.  I soon realized that no one is really there to start shit with you, everyone is pretty much in the same boat.  Every one is just as miserable as you are and doesn't want to be there just as much as you do.  The main goal is to suck it up and get it over with.  As long as you don't have attitude or start crap with anyone you will be fine.  I picked the wrong or right weekend to turn  myself in because it turned out to be one of their busiest.  We had to sit in the holding cell for 18 hours.  That's 18 hours of not being able to sleep and sitting on a cold cement block.  The gave us a nasty baloney sandwich and a cup.  We were supposed to use the cup to fill with water that came from the toilet........no thank you.  So far I went 18 hours with no food and nothing to drink.  Then we were taken out to get fingerprinted and talk to the nurse.  The nurse gave us a TB and pregnancy test.  After that I was taken to the dress area which is just a bigger holding cell where you change into your "uniform."  Once I got changed I started to feel like a low-life just wearing the outfit I see murderers wear in jail on television.  Slowly more girls started coming in and changing as well.  My costume if you will was blue which is for low level offenders.  A lot of the women there were in for shop-lifting, drunk in publics and being caught with pipes and pot.  Alameda county is no joke, so if you plan on partaking in even the slightest illegal activity don't get caught there.

So we sat there in the dressing room for 3 hours before the deputy told us we were finally be taken to the pods where our cells were.  For the first time I was looking forward to it because at this point all we wanted was a bed and a hot meal.  I made friends with the girls I was stuck with in the 18 hour period.  All of us had a plan to go to bed, wake up for dinner and then go back to bed again.  We lined up and took a long walk through the yard to the jail.  The only thing that made me nervous was wondering what the other women in there were going to be like.  The deputy then told us that me and my "friends" would all be housed together so that made me feel better.  We were taken to the multi-purpose room where we would have to strip down naked, bend over, spread our cheeks and cough.  I was not looking forward to this as you can imagine.  I stood in the line waiting for the female officer.  At this point the women were telling stories about what had happened in that situation the week before.  One girl said that someone bent over and the officer shouted "are you having a baby?"  I guess a bunch of hair started coming out of her cooch.  Turned out she was trying to smuggle in her weave.......ghetto....fabulous?  Sidebar, let me just tell you no matter how respectful and nice you are the deputies are complete and total dicks there.  They are young, attractive and they know it.  They walk around with the biggest ego's and treat you like shit no matter how little your crime.  That was by far the worst part of the jail besides the stank smells and dirt everywhere.  So while I'm waiting to get molested by the female officer, she comes in and asks for two inmates.  One of them happened to be me and I immediately knew what that meant.  I was getting released early.  They took us back to the dressing room to put our normal clothes back on so my new friend and I could go.  Since we were weekender's and the jail was becoming over-crowded they needed more beds available for people that were going to need to stay there before going to court.  Those two girls were in the dressing room in yellow uniforms.  They got busted with AK 47-s in an armed robbery.  The deputy told us he would be back to get us in 3 minutes after we got dressed.  Those 3 minutes turned into a long 3 and half hours.  There was a shift change between the officers and no one cared that we were stuck in the room waiting for release.  I was stuck listening to those two women involved in the robbery talk and talk about the most disgusting, ghetto shit I've ever heard.  I slowly started to feel a panick attack coming on and needed to get the hell out of there.  Finally an deputy showed up and took us out.  He gave me what I came in with, my cellphone and my passport.  I walked out of there a free woman one day early.  Unfortunately I have to go back again next weekend.  I'm hoping the same situation will ensue.  I'll be there for 24 hours due to overcrowding and released.  If not, I'm definitely not as scared about it as I thought I would be.  As long as I get a bed this time I'll be fine.  Stay tuned for next week......

DUI Ruining My Relationship

This DUI is not only ruining my life buy also my relationship.  My boyfriend is a very happy go-lucky guy.  Always laughing, smiling make jokes etc.  He's so positive in general that it's almst annoying.  However, that is what attracted me about him, his vibrant take on life.  Since I was just court ordered to go to jail for 10 days for my DUI, I've been in a bad funk.  Understandably, I mean who looks forward to going to jail?  I went from drinking every single day to not having a single drink these past three days.  I've noticed I've gone into a deep depression.  My boyfriend triest to make me laugh and I can't muster up a single smile.  Now my terrible attitude is causing him to become stressed and unhappy.  The positive energy he used to give off to me is fading fast.  He's the kind of person who just wants to make me smile but he can't so he's frustrated.  I don't know what to do..........I told him this morning I'm just in a bad mood because of thinking about jail and I just want it to be over with.  I know my attitude needs to change if  I want to continue to be happy in my life and with my boyfriend.  What do you all think?  She he be more understanding or am I just being a bitch and need to deal with the consequences of my actions?

Playboy Drops the Ball with Lohan Photos

Yeeeeah Red Lobster for dinner tonight.  I know I'm white trash but I don't give a fuck, I can eat crab every night.  Plus it's perfect for my diet.  I've been hungover all day so I'm drinking a Coors Light (another white trash move.)  Speaking of drinking......tomorrow I have to go to a mechanic to get the IID Interlock device installed in my car.  For those that don't know what it is, it's a breathalyzer that you have to blow into before the car will start.  Not only that it goes off every 10 minutes while you're driving.  I have to have it for two years which sucks balls.  Looks like I won't be taking any long road trips in my suped up Tahoe.  I'm so hungry and my BF is taking forever to get home from work.  I'm going to dinner with my sister and her zero personality baby daddy and they're already there getting shit faced no doubt.  I went out to Dave and Buster's last night which is a huge bar and adult arcade.  That's why I'm hella tired.  It's my work Christmas party and bailed which my coworkers are pissed about.  Apparantely they think I'm a real good time.  They haven't seen me party though but that would probably make them think I was an even bigger rockstar.  I saw the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos that were leaked today and I have to say I'm not impressed.  Her tits look good for being natural but the rest is just boring.  Why the Marilyn Monroe thing too??  She in no one epitomizes Marilyn Monroe in any context.  Playboy must be really desperate.  I guess there's better shit on the Internet.

Heading to Jail for DUI

So it sucks to say I am going to jail in January for my DUI.  Not only that I'm going to a total shit hole that houses repeat offenders and I'm not a repeat offender.  So it will be interesting to see how I "last" in jail.  My plan is to stay away from the phones because that's where fights usually start.  I'm a little nervous because I don't know how my "cell mates" are gonna be but it is what it is.  So I got sentenced to 10 days in jail with credit for 1 day served.  They are allowing me to do it on the weekends so I turn myself in on Friday and am released Sunday.  I will do this for three weekends.  The reason I got the sentence was because I blew a .25, hit a car (no one was hurt thank God) and ran, then I hit a fence and a pole.  I am very lucky and in no way think my punishment is too harsh.  I just wish I wasn't put in the scumiest place on earth with people who have commited more severe crimes.  I plan to blog about my experience so stay tuned.  I don't start until January 6th. 

HCG Didn't work for me

Ok so I'm over it.  I followed this diet to a T even all weekend except I had 6 Skittles on Sunday and I swear I counted them.  I got on the scale and it said I gained 5 pounds over night.  I read on the message boards that even though you're only consuming 500 calories that if you cheat even just a little the HCG diet is unforgiving.  So that being said I'm going back to my old diet where I weighed 115 pounds by eating and drinking whatever I wanted as long as it was in small portions and I ran at least three times a week.  Seems healthier than HCG.  What a waste of $67.00 for the drops.  Don't get me wrong, there have been three people from my work that have had great success.  I just love food way to much and would rather be able to eat small portions of the things I love and still lose weight.  Eating one skim string cheese shouldn't have also caused me weight to jump earlier in the week.