Friday, December 9, 2011

Playboy Drops the Ball with Lohan Photos

Yeeeeah Red Lobster for dinner tonight.  I know I'm white trash but I don't give a fuck, I can eat crab every night.  Plus it's perfect for my diet.  I've been hungover all day so I'm drinking a Coors Light (another white trash move.)  Speaking of drinking......tomorrow I have to go to a mechanic to get the IID Interlock device installed in my car.  For those that don't know what it is, it's a breathalyzer that you have to blow into before the car will start.  Not only that it goes off every 10 minutes while you're driving.  I have to have it for two years which sucks balls.  Looks like I won't be taking any long road trips in my suped up Tahoe.  I'm so hungry and my BF is taking forever to get home from work.  I'm going to dinner with my sister and her zero personality baby daddy and they're already there getting shit faced no doubt.  I went out to Dave and Buster's last night which is a huge bar and adult arcade.  That's why I'm hella tired.  It's my work Christmas party and bailed which my coworkers are pissed about.  Apparantely they think I'm a real good time.  They haven't seen me party though but that would probably make them think I was an even bigger rockstar.  I saw the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos that were leaked today and I have to say I'm not impressed.  Her tits look good for being natural but the rest is just boring.  Why the Marilyn Monroe thing too??  She in no one epitomizes Marilyn Monroe in any context.  Playboy must be really desperate.  I guess there's better shit on the Internet.

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