My Hair Turned Blue ***UPDATE

 So I am a complete jackass and dyed my hair a week before I'm about to go on vacation to Cabo.  I had bleached blonde hair and just wanted to darken up the blonde a little bit and still be blonde.  So I bought what I thought was the lightest shade of golden blonde and it of course clung to the light strands around the front of my face.  Those strands turned blue.  What the fuck.

So I went a day at work trying to cover it up a little.  Mind you it's not my whole hair that is dyed blue just the front (obvious) pieces.  It kinda looks like I have blonde hair with blue highlights.  No one said anything but I did get quite a few "looks."  So last night I went to the beauty supply store to get the proper bleach and toner to try to fix this disaster. 

I put the bleach on and after about 10 minutes I noticed my hair was blending together to become a normal color.  I kept it on longer and washed my hair.  I applied toner which I always do when I bleach my hair and the blue strands were no longer blue!  Instead.........they were purple!  Thanks Wella Creme Toner!  So I spent half the night cutting my hair off so now it looks super retarded.  I'm going to look like a serious freak on my upcoming vacation to Mexico.  Learn from me, just spend the money and get it done at a salon.  I didn't because I have ADD when it comes to salon's and I hate sitting there for hours so I figured I would just do it myself.  It's not worth it.

***Update

I found a product called "Oops" by L'Oreal and it worked like a charm.  I applied it to the blue parts of my hair and in about 10 minutes the blue was completely removed and my blonde color underneath came back to life. This product really works and you can buy it at Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS wherever you get your hair color.  Some people may find that it lightens your hair too much if you leave it on for too long.  If that's the case you may have to dye it again but with the correct color this time.

Susan Holmes McKagan Swimwear

Susan Holmes McKagan is the star of the VH1 reality show "Married to Rock" and is married to Duff McKagan.  You can see her short bio here on her Twitter page:

 

@SuHolmesMcKagan Paradise City

Mom/Model/Designer-CEO of Susan Holmes Swimwear/Married To Rock/ Rock Wife to Duff McKagan of Velvet Revolver + Guns N' Roses + Loaded

 

Her website is http://www.susanholmes.net/ and is very 90's-ish and could use some help.  That being said she is a beautiful smart female who doesn't ride her husbands coat-tails.  Being a successful model back in the day she started her own line of sexy bikini's.  Now, I went online to check out the swimwear she came out with back in the day  and sadly I'm not impressed.  Here are some examples I mean really??:

 

 

HAHAAH you couldn't find worse at WalMart.  The pics of Susan on the very top of the page are more recent and obviously show growth.

My New Boobs

My new boobs are here and I'm in pain so I won't be writing for a few days until I start feeling better.  I'm pretty much just lazy because I'm on norco's and percocet, nice!  I can't wait until I can start seeing what they will look like in cute clothes and bathing suits for my upcoming trip.  In the meantime I'm watching reality tv and teaching myself how to speak Spanish and Italian for now.  If I don't write in a couple of days Merry Christmas everyone!  To all my friends I miss you and everyone stay sweet and safe during the holidays.

Groupon One of My Favorite Things

I came across Groupon somehow while I was bored surfing the Internet and I'm so glad I found it.  This site overs crazy deals on practically anything your looking for.  All you do is sign-up (it's free) and type in your city or zipcode.  They will start sending you links to the latest deals in your area.  My area for example is San Francisco East Bay.  Today I got an offer for 51% off my entire bill at a French-Japanese fusion restuarant.  It's great because it enables you to try new places and things.  I'm sorry but 51% off your entire bill is huge.  I wish I had this back in the day when my husband and I went out to eat and spent $200 just on a bottle of Dom Perignon.  It was worth it though.

I also got a deal for one of those body slimming wraps I always wanted to try.  Normally the place charges $120 for a wrap but Groupon gave it to me for $60.  Go here to sign-up it's well worth it trust me.

http://www.groupon.com/r/uu14687579

GRACE POTTER IS A FUCKING ROCKSTAR

I was watching VH1's Diva's Salute the Troops (I know lame) but it was actually ok.  I wasn't impressed by Nikki Minaj and her performance but I was impressed by Keri Hilson.  Katy Perry I love but of course just did the same old thing.  The best part of the night was when Grace Potter and the Nocturnals performed.  When the song started I knew it sounded familiar but I had never really heard of the band before.  My husband and I were mesmerized by the TV because we couldn't believe that voice came out of someone that looked like a Supermodel who was also playing the piano.  Grace Potter has the most amazing voice I've ever heard and I'm totally into this band.  It's like a modern day classic rock band with something extra. Another high note of the program was when Grace sang with one of my all time favorite bands Heart.  These two performances alone are worth watching Diva's Salute the Troops.  I downloaded Grace Potter and the Nocturnals cd through iTunes, it was only $7.99 for the full twelve songs.  My favorite is the single "If I was from Paris."  Other's worth listening to are "Ah Mary", "Stop the Bus" and "Falling or Flying."

What the FUCK NIKKI MINAJ

Merry Christmas From the Jameson's

And yes the one on left is a boy

Funny Shit

Ok, if you have an iPhone then you know you've been a victim of it's auto-correct.  Check out this web site it's funny as shit:

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

Hate to Say it But Lovin' Kanye's New Album

So after hearing the news, reading magazines and listening to everyone on the radio say that Kanye Wests new album was the album of the year I had to cave and listen myself. I downloaded the whole album from iTunes which was only $11.99 anyway.  I've NEVER been a Kanye fan, there's something about his cockiness that is too douchy for my taste.  However, that doesn't mean he's not a good artist. 

After listening to this new album he gets my forgiveness from the whole Taylor Swift debacle.  Each song is different and fantastic. I've been listening to the whole album about three times now at work just setting it to shuffle.   It's not the old Kanye songs that I never liked to begin with.  The album also features cameos by anybody who's anybody in the rap industry.  So far my favorite song is "Monster" and Nikki Minaj of course has a verse in it and she totally kills it.  The piano in the hit song "Runaway" is so eerie I can't stop listening to it.  I say if you don't like him at least give him a chance with this album titled "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy."

Matt Hardy and VH1's Farrah Officially in Love with Eachother

WWE Wrestler Matt Hardy and VH1 Rock of Love Bus whore Farrah are officially in Twitter lust.  Farrah usually tweets from her skanky strip club The Rhino in Las Vegas where she works.  Matt tweets probably while bored on a plane.  Somehow the two started tweeting comments about eachother and now seem to be letting the world know they want to hook-up.  Here are their tweets, some are pretty funny.

Guys.. Chill-don't take everything so serious.. But I do have to say, @vh1sFarrah is hilarious, cool, & attractive, follow her funny ass! :)

@vh1sFarrah Yep, totally loved it.. Your sense of humor is off the charts...along with your boobs, HaHa!!!

HA! Awesome F'n line! That's my witty blonde FSC! RT @vh1sFarrah: If @matthardybrand is a "douchebag" I definatly should "douche" more often

@vh1sFarrah Start doin heavy cardio everyday so youre prepared-just an idea! And yeah, we'll get a room..soon, HaHa! You're too funny FSC :)

EEWWW

m gonna take aggression & passion out on u soon ;-) RT @vh1sFarrah @MATTHARDYBRAND I think u should take all that aggression out on me ;)

Ok I think that's enough for now

All Good Things

I saw this movie the other day and was mesmerized? and confused?  it stars Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling and we'll just say the acting was amazing.  Ryan Gosling plays the biggest freakin weirdo I've ever seen and he comes across so harmless and strange that it's creepy as hell.  Come to find out he's not harmless at all. I don't know what to make of this movie.  It's one of those where I could say it kept me interested all the way through but I don't know if I would say "wow that was a good movie."  It was based on a true story which I would now like to know more about.  What I can say for sure is that's it's just freakin weird.  I'm glad I rented it though.  It's almost way too strange to be a true story. 

On a side note, a great movie that I also watched again that same day is Hot Tub Time Machine.  I don't need to go in depth about this movie just that it's funny as hell and definitely one I can watch over and over.  This movie made me pleasantly surprised. Yes a lot of the humor is raunchy comedy but what funny ass movie isn't rauncy comedy these days. 

Follow My Diet and Lose 10 Pounds Fast

I'm starting a new diet customized to tailor my needs from a bodybuilder/certified nutritionist.  My goals were to lose weight and tone my entire body.  For me I see results quick when I lower my carb intake so that is what we've done.  Here is a sample of what I ate yesterday and what I'm eating today.  You will notice there's really no deprivation:

Monday

Breakfast- Kashi Go Lean Cereal with 1% milk
Sliced peaches
Canadian bacon slices

Snack 1- apple medium (not my favorite, so I substitute it for a pear or orange.)

Lunch- low carb chicken salad
egg salad
peeled cucumber slices

Snack 2- Dannon nonfat blueberry yogurt

Dinner- Lean pork tenderloin
low sodium apricot ginger chutney fruit sweetened
Quinoa cooked (or cous-cous)
brussel sprouts cooked (or broccoli)

total carbs: 126g
protein: 87g
calories: 1211

Tuesday

Breakfast- medium oatmeal muffin
dannon nonfat raspberry yogurt
medium navel orange

Snack 1- salted dry peanuts

lunch- cucumber and jicama salad
grilled chicken breasts

snack 2- whole wheat crackers
diced swiss cheese
strawberry halves

Dinner- shrimps sauteed
cooked brown rice
sweet pepper mix

I Want to Blow my Brains Out

I'm finding it harder and harder for me to get motivated to go to work every morning, especially when I'm planning on quitting sometime in 2011.  All I've been doing is counting down the days and adjusting my budget sometimes twice a day so I can see if there's any way of quitting sooner than September.  Why September you ask?  I want to make sure we have a solid nug of money so we never have to worry about me not working or have to worry about being strapped.  That's just not the way we like to live or are used to living.  All credit cards and car payments will also be paid off prior to myself quitting so those are less bills to have to worry about.  Why keep wasting money on interest when we could be using that to go on vacations?  My daughter is also going to be going into the 6th grade in August 2011 which is a milestone.  New school, new friends etc. so we promised to take her to Mexico before her 6th grade year starts.  These are all reasons why I will still be working until then.  Let's not forget we are spending $6500 on my boobs in two weeks.  My ultimate goal would be to get laid off so I can collect unemployment instead of just quitting and getting nothing.  I don't see how I would be able to get away with that though.............

Items I'm Selling

I have 15 Fergie Outspoken perfume gift sets still available.  They retail for $33 but I am selling them on Ebay for under $20.00.  Check out my Ebay link below.  Also, very soon I will start selling Juicy purses as well as Prada and Michael Kors.  More info to follow. 

http://my.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MyEbayBeta&CurrentPage=MyeBayNextSelling&ssPageName=STRK:ME:LNLK:MESEX

Addicted to Facial Fillers

I always heard that once you get Botoxed and facial fillers you will be addicted.  In my case this is 100% true.  My first experience was Botox on my entire forehead and furrow lines as well as some Juvederm injections in my lips.  I was extremely happy with both procedures and have been back multiple times.  The botox doesn't hurt nearly as bad as some of the weak asses on tv make it look.  It just feels like little pinches and is over quickly.  The lip injection pain truly depends on the level of experience the RN or plastic surgeon has.  I see a RN who does an amazing job.  She also uses expensive numbing cream so when I get my lip injections I can barely feel it, again small pinches but definitely hurts a lot more than Botox.  I get charged $200 for Botox on my entire forehead but I also do not have deep wrinkles, I'm only 31.  It's better to start Botox early (no earlier then 25 or 26) because over time as you age you won't look so frozen faced as you keep doing it.  My botox lasts about 6 months or longer. Juvederm injections in my lips were $475 and last about 4-6 months.

My latest experience was one of my favorites but the most expensive.  I wanted some type of filler under my eyes just so it looked brighter and would possibly remove bags for good.  My lady told me that injecting Botox directly under my eyes was not the way to go.  She said if you ever have one of those "late nights" stress or anything the botox under your eyes can make your under-eyes look purple or worse.  Instead what the alternative that everyone does is by having Juvederm injected directly into your cheeks.  I had this done which cost me $1200 but lasts a year.  My cheeks appeared more prominent like I had higher cheekbones instantly.  It makes my undereyes appear brighter without having a tight look to them.  I highly recommend this procedure, it's worth the $1200.

How to Make a Skinny Girl Margarita

Now I don't drink but when I did this was my favorite recipe especially when dieting.  It was created by chef Bethenny Frankel who also stars in the reality shows Skating with the Stars and The Real Housewives of New York City.

The Skinny Girl Margarita consists of 2 ounces of premium tequila, no Jose Cuervo here. Bethenny Frankel even says that you don't need to measure, just count 1, 2 and there's your two ounces. Next splash a tiny bit of Orange Liquor. I'm sure you can find any flavored liquor that would still work to your liking.

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Then squeeze the juice out of four fresh lime wedges. Combine all of the ingredients over a glass of ice. Next is the frozen version of the Skinny Girl Margarita. Bethenny fills her blender just halfway with ice. She notes that but using too much ice makes the margarita too thick. Unless you like it that way, she prefer's an icy margarita with a little liquid on top like they do in Mexico. She also notes that you should always choose clear liquor. She says usually clear liquor gives you the lesser chance or lighter hangover effect in the morning. Since squeezing fresh limes can be so time consuming especially if you are having a party. Bethenny has her trick to get the juices out faster. She either pops the lime in the microwave for a few seconds, or she rolls them putting pressure on them with her hands on the counter. Then you cut the limes in half and squeeze out the juices.

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Finally add all the ingredients into the blender and blend. Take a microplane grater and grate the lime peels into the blender. Sugar the rim of your margarita glass with half salt and half Splenda sugar. Finish it off by pouring your Skinny Girl Margarita in the rimmed margarita glass. These margarita's are only 96 calories!

Read more: How to Make a Skinny Girl Margarita | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5189515_make-skinny-girl-margarita.html#ixzz175HnPHwb

How to get rid of spider veins

Laser treatment seems to be the best way to combat spider veins, although expensive. Depending on where you go it can cost anywhere from $200-$500 per session and one session is never enough. When you experience a laser treatment session your face is penetrated by laser. The laser causes your spider veins to shrink and disappear. I wouldn't necessarily say it is painful but there is a little discomfort. I had noticed spider veins appearing on my cheeks and around my nose. It started looking like I had a skin rash or rosacea because they were so red. I opted for laser and it took me 5 sessions before I saw results. It's been over a year and I would say my spider veins are 80% cleared and am experiencing no more redness. My recovery was also immediate. I made my appointments over the weekend in case I experienced bruising but there was none.

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Over the counter topical treatments that boost vitamin k can also work. A daily dosage of vitamin K vitamins can also prove beneficial. Vitamin k is generally used to treat discoloration of the skin like bruising. The topical cream goes deep in your pores targeting the spider vein and

helping to heal the tissue. http://www.dermstore.com/articles/article_1.htm. I have tried many vitamin k products including the expensive ones before I turned to laser. The one I found to work the best was one of the cheapest. It is called Vita-K Super Vitamin K Solution for Spider Veins. It's $12.99 and can be purchased at many drugstores. You are supposed to apply it twice a day which I did. I noticed my spider veins lighten up in less than a week. I used it for about another week before I did the laser treatment. The bottle says to give it 6 weeks, but I couldn't wait that long. Now that my laser treatment is over, I use the Vita-K cream as a preventative method.

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There is also another treatment called Sclerotherapy. Sclerotherapy can range from $100 to $300 per session and again, multiple sessions are required. Sclerotherapy involves a tiny needle that is injected directly into your spider vein. I've heard that it is a painless procedure and is performed by a plastic surgeon. Just like laser it will depend on how bad your spider veins are to determine how many sessions you will need. The recovery time is not like laser treatment. You are bandaged like having plastic surgery and recovery time usually takes about a week.

Read more: How to Get Rid of Spider Veins Effectively | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5189479_rid-spider-veins-effectively.html#ixzz175H3VfCm

Breast Augmentation Update

December 20th I'm going in for surgery for a breast augmentation and am very excited!  Next Friday I go there and have to bring in a bra that's the size I want to be and then they will insert silicone implants in the bra so I can see if I like the size.  Is this weird?  I've never heard of anyone else having to do this, they just discuss with the doctor how many cc's they want to be right?  Well I'm a C right now and want to go to a small D and I like the look of implants regardless. 

I'm also excited about all of the pain medication I will be on hahahaa.  Does anyone know what they will actually prescribe you? I'm hoping for Norco or Percocet. 

HaterNation New Blog

Welcome to my new blog.  Here I'll be posting pictures, gossip news, reviews and tips about everything I have personally tried myself.