DUI Ruining My Relationship

This DUI is not only ruining my life buy also my relationship.  My boyfriend is a very happy go-lucky guy.  Always laughing, smiling make jokes etc.  He's so positive in general that it's almst annoying.  However, that is what attracted me about him, his vibrant take on life.  Since I was just court ordered to go to jail for 10 days for my DUI, I've been in a bad funk.  Understandably, I mean who looks forward to going to jail?  I went from drinking every single day to not having a single drink these past three days.  I've noticed I've gone into a deep depression.  My boyfriend triest to make me laugh and I can't muster up a single smile.  Now my terrible attitude is causing him to become stressed and unhappy.  The positive energy he used to give off to me is fading fast.  He's the kind of person who just wants to make me smile but he can't so he's frustrated.  I don't know what to do..........I told him this morning I'm just in a bad mood because of thinking about jail and I just want it to be over with.  I know my attitude needs to change if  I want to continue to be happy in my life and with my boyfriend.  What do you all think?  She he be more understanding or am I just being a bitch and need to deal with the consequences of my actions?

Playboy Drops the Ball with Lohan Photos

Yeeeeah Red Lobster for dinner tonight.  I know I'm white trash but I don't give a fuck, I can eat crab every night.  Plus it's perfect for my diet.  I've been hungover all day so I'm drinking a Coors Light (another white trash move.)  Speaking of drinking......tomorrow I have to go to a mechanic to get the IID Interlock device installed in my car.  For those that don't know what it is, it's a breathalyzer that you have to blow into before the car will start.  Not only that it goes off every 10 minutes while you're driving.  I have to have it for two years which sucks balls.  Looks like I won't be taking any long road trips in my suped up Tahoe.  I'm so hungry and my BF is taking forever to get home from work.  I'm going to dinner with my sister and her zero personality baby daddy and they're already there getting shit faced no doubt.  I went out to Dave and Buster's last night which is a huge bar and adult arcade.  That's why I'm hella tired.  It's my work Christmas party and bailed which my coworkers are pissed about.  Apparantely they think I'm a real good time.  They haven't seen me party though but that would probably make them think I was an even bigger rockstar.  I saw the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photos that were leaked today and I have to say I'm not impressed.  Her tits look good for being natural but the rest is just boring.  Why the Marilyn Monroe thing too??  She in no one epitomizes Marilyn Monroe in any context.  Playboy must be really desperate.  I guess there's better shit on the Internet.

Heading to Jail for DUI

So it sucks to say I am going to jail in January for my DUI.  Not only that I'm going to a total shit hole that houses repeat offenders and I'm not a repeat offender.  So it will be interesting to see how I "last" in jail.  My plan is to stay away from the phones because that's where fights usually start.  I'm a little nervous because I don't know how my "cell mates" are gonna be but it is what it is.  So I got sentenced to 10 days in jail with credit for 1 day served.  They are allowing me to do it on the weekends so I turn myself in on Friday and am released Sunday.  I will do this for three weekends.  The reason I got the sentence was because I blew a .25, hit a car (no one was hurt thank God) and ran, then I hit a fence and a pole.  I am very lucky and in no way think my punishment is too harsh.  I just wish I wasn't put in the scumiest place on earth with people who have commited more severe crimes.  I plan to blog about my experience so stay tuned.  I don't start until January 6th. 

HCG Didn't work for me

Ok so I'm over it.  I followed this diet to a T even all weekend except I had 6 Skittles on Sunday and I swear I counted them.  I got on the scale and it said I gained 5 pounds over night.  I read on the message boards that even though you're only consuming 500 calories that if you cheat even just a little the HCG diet is unforgiving.  So that being said I'm going back to my old diet where I weighed 115 pounds by eating and drinking whatever I wanted as long as it was in small portions and I ran at least three times a week.  Seems healthier than HCG.  What a waste of $67.00 for the drops.  Don't get me wrong, there have been three people from my work that have had great success.  I just love food way to much and would rather be able to eat small portions of the things I love and still lose weight.  Eating one skim string cheese shouldn't have also caused me weight to jump earlier in the week.

Day 5 of the HCG Diet

So it's day 5 and I've already lost 5 pounds.  It's acutally a 5 pound loss in 4 days because my first day of the diet I had to gorge on fattening foods.  Surprisingly I haven't had any cravings and I don't feel like I'm starving.  Today I ate a orange for breakfast and had rye toast for a snack.  They say to have Melba toast but I couldn't find it anywhere so rye is the next best thing.  Lunch I ate a very small piece of steak and salad with no dressing just radishes, tomatoes and lemon juice.  The HCG diet book has a great recipe for a cucumber dressing you can make.  I'll post that later.   Last night I did have some vodka but I still lost 1.3 pounds.  So suffice to say I'm lovign this diet and the results.  Yes there are times I just want to grab a starchy muffin or biscuit but I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.  The results are more important to me.  Is anyone else finding success or failure with this diet?  I still have 20 or so days to go!  Oh and if you get to your goal weight before the 23-26 days of the diet you can start the taper and maintenance phase where you add an extra 200 or so calories to your diet. **Another thing to note.....you should never feel hunger pangs on this diet as long as you are loading properly.  It's good to snack on the approved foods throughout the day.  I brought lettuce with crab meat, tomatoes and radishes and have just been grazing on it as my snack all day.  It really works.

HCG Diet Day 2

I started the HCG diet after seeing how 5 of my co-workers experienced amazing success with the diet.  I'm not going to get into how it works and what the pregnancy hormone is because you can find that on any site on the Internet.  This blog is going to be a journal about my experience day to day with the diet and if it really does work.  Instead of getting the shots like my co-workers did, I decided to do the drops.  I don't have health insurance yet so I didn't have any other choice.  I purchased the drops from http://www.healthyhcg.com/ which seems to be a reputable place.  So for the first two days of the diet you are supposed to eat fattening foods to capacity.  This was hard for me because I wanted to start losing weight asap but this part of the diet everyone says is very important.  Once you get passed those two days your body will need to feed off of and burn that fat while only consuming 500 calories per day.  This fat that you consumed will help you last 26 or so days while only eating 500 calories.  Make sense?  So of course I don't know how to follow any rules and it's day two for me but I'm not eating fattening foods.  I'm starting the actual diet.  I ate Taco Bell for dinner last night and it made me feel so gross and sick, I couldn't bear to eat fat another day.  So this morning, I took my drops and got on the scale and realized I gained 2.6 lbs from the Taco Bell excursion the night before.  So now I'm at 148.6 pounds.  So far I've consumed a cup of coffee with one tablespoon of milk (that's all the milk you can have a day).  Then an hour later I ate a small cutie (orange).  at 12:00 I'm going to take my second round of drops (3 total rounds per day).  Then I will eat my plain chicken (yummy! not!) with spinach.  I won't get to eat my protein and vegetables again until dinner.  Your really only supposed to have two meals per day but can snack on healthy items that you are allowed.  So far I don't have hunger pangs and it's almost 11:00. 

Twilight and Imprinting

I went and saw Twilight Breaking Dawn last night and couldn't believe there was only 10 people in the theatre.  I was a very happy camper.  My boyfriend and I brought in those wine juice boxes since we're alcoholics.  That was the first time I've ever used those and they are actually pretty convenient.  I thought the movie was good but not worth waiting for 4 hours like everyone did opening night.  I was pissed to find out I missed The American Music Awards how was it?? anyone?  I am curious to find out what other people thought about Breaking Dawn also.  Those who haven't read the book kinda missed the whole "imprinting" thing.  I thought it was sweet that after hating the baby, Jacob ended up saving it.  Does anyone know why he never imprinted on Bella?  There definitely were some very cheesy moments that didn't need to be there.  I also wasn't sure it shouldn't have been rated R.  A lot of my co-workers had said they thought it was "gory" or "gruesome" and I didn't feel that way at all.  They didn't show the part where he chewed through her to get the baby out, just a little blood on his mouth.  What else was gory? The R rating for me was the sexual nature of it. 

Who to Follow on Twitter

**Update

Just thought I'd add more people to my list of those you should follow on Twitter.  @MsAbomb is Ashley Klarich from VH1's reality show Rock of Love Bus with Brett Michaels.  She and @vh1sFarrah are pretty hilarious.  A lot of it is them talking back and forth to eachother about their stripper exploits and ranging alcoholism.  A lot of what they say I think is for shock factor but people seem to take it seriously.  Too seriously sometimes, but that's what makes them entertaining to follow.  For the really dry sense of humor folks follow @capricecrane.  An example of her tweets are "It's raining in L.A. so naturally everyone's freaking out.  Calm down, you guys.  Plastic is water resistant."  or "Whoever said, love conquer's all obviously wasn't very good with a gun."

follow @is_anyone_up if you want to look at perverted pictures of men and women.  Women actually submit naked photos of themselves and then this person tweets them.  Obviously that's the reason they have so many followers.  Not a bad strategy. I just can't believe so many women who aren't in the porn industry don't mind their vagina's being all over the internet. It's like Girls Gone Wild for Twitter but nastier. 

I think it's so funny how everyone on Twitter hates on @leannrimes  ESPECIALLY @AnnieBowl.  Her tweets are really funny and has something snarky to say in reply to all of Leann's tweets.  Brandi Glanville seems to enjoy the fact that her Twitter followers are attacking her arch nemesis.  The two haven't tweeted each other anything recently which is no fun.  Leann is so obvious in her tweets.  She wants the world to know she's a good stepmom and that she and Eddie Cibrian are sooooooooo in love.  It's pretty annoying and it makes her look desperate.  She also is shrinking away to nothing.  Brandi Glanville is the same way, I think they are having a competition with eachother on who can stay the skinniest.  There is also a funny ass Tweeter @Brandiwineville.  This person is obviously close to Leann and Eddie because this account is used solely to embarrass and rip on Brandi Glanville.  The tweets go below the belt but are hilarious.  If you aren't a Brandi fan or just like funny shit then follow this person.

Twilight Wedding Details Revealed

The wedding we've all been waiting for is about to approach us.  'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1' will reveal steamy sex scenes, a romantic wedding and a vampire baby.  The movie starts November 18th, just in time for the Thanksgiving movie season.  Head to the Huffington Post to watch a clip of Bella getting something special from her parents before the wedding.

Oliva Munn Says Brett Ratner Has Small Weiner

Actress Oliva Munn reveals her disgusting sexual encounter with "Tower Heist" director Brett Ratner in her new book.  The book is called "Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek."  In this book she states that she had sex with the director and explained it as "a grown man wearing an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in his hands glistening with shrimp fat."  Umm ouch and ew!  Yesterday Brett Ratner admitted the story...sort of.

"I used to date Olivia Munn, I'll be honest with everyone here.  But when she was 'Lisa' not Asian back then.  She was hanging out on my set of 'After the Sunset' I banged her a few times,but I forgot her because she changed her name.  I didn't know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer.  And she talked about my shortcomings."

Nicole Scherzinger Vs. Simon Cowell

The host from the X-Factor has the most annoying voice possible.  Paula's group that started off the show sucked.  Why are we singing a song by Janet Jackson while dresses as Michael?  I am so embarrassed that they are giving them such high compliments.  This is a travesty, even Simon......really?  Sidebar, Paula is looking better than ever and more coherent than on Idol.  Now these cocky bastards are going to start acting even more annoying. Chris Rene's version of this song isn't great but he looks great with the hat off.  Is he half asian?  He did a good job but I think we all like him better singing his own lyrics.  Ok now that the judges are loving him I'm taking a second look and yeah I Guess they're right.  They weren't right about the first group though ahahha.  Ok who else is shocked by Leroy's age?  I will never have grand children and look that amazing.  His voice is very Michael Bolton to me but it's soothing and I like it.  He sang the song well and I think it was the perfect choice for his voice.  Here come the claws between Simon and Nicole.  I have to say Nicole is pretty annoying.  I think she is turning into the new Paula from Idol where she really has nothing much to say.  She should watch her step because Simon really has the say on who stays and who goes.  Do we need a reminder about Cheryl Cole?  I think the only reason he got rid of her was because he wanted to be the only Brit.  I really can't stand the fact that these shows need to be on for two hours.  I think I'm going to hell but that 12 year old Rachel bugs the shit out of me.  Even her laughing while Simon is belittling Nicole makes me want to punch her in the face.  I think people will vote her off based on her annoying laugh and cheesy smile as well.  Wow that Walmart Christmas commercial was hella annoying.

Lakoda Rayne or whatever they're called are exactly what the other judges said...cheesy.  They sang a song that does not need to be sung as a group.  They looked like the Wiggles with their outfits.  I think they are contenders to go home early.  Ok now Michael Macdonald I mean Josh Krajick has been one of my favorites.  He sang Christina Perry's Jar of Hearts and it started out rough.  Getting into it he sang it beautifully.  I don't think I would have picked this song for him but he sang it well.  I think he will make it to the end.  Not the winner but he'll go far and he will go far in his career.  He's just a genuine guy with a good voice, those people always win. UGh now let's move on to Simon's prodigy. This show is getting so boring.  When is The Voice coming on?????  Ok now she's singing Desperado and actually sounds amazing.  Wow Simon was right about his pick.  All she needed was a makeover and now she's a true competitor.  Oh here comes Astro my favorite....NOT!!!!!!!!!! talk about having an ego bigger than his body.  I want this kid off the show so bad it's not even funny.  Once again they have him singing a song from the 90's.  All he does is the same hand movements and gestures it's annoying and boring.  He's a good little rapper but I back to what they said about him before, he's just too young.  He doesn't really fit into his age group of superstars.  I'm already over it and he hasn't even begun.  And wow those background dancers must really be broke.  Who wants to put on their resume that their last job was a background dancer for the X-Factor contestant Astro.


 

Astro is Annoying on X-Factor

That little fucker is so cocky and annoying I can't believe people are going to vote for him.  He's good don't get me wrong but rapping is meant for Jay-Z and the Kanye's of this world, NOT a freaking 10 year old who sounds like Lil Bow Wow.  He reminded us of that by singing a song Jump which was the only hit by those little kids back in the day whom I can't even remember their name...just sayin.  Chris Rene was just ok.  He has a good voice but it was nothing special as far as performance goes.  He's better off singing his own stuff.  At least he doesn't act like he knows he's the shit like stupid Astro.  Then we get to Phillip who sings the Shrek song j/k Beatles which was horrible.  It was like watching a broadway play and this isn't broadway.  You couldn't hear his voice with the music too loud in the background.  I can't believe the judges are applauding this.  OH wait! Of course Simon is saying it's too cabaret and too throw away which was exactly the problem.  It's commercial and I gotta take a crap.

Ashlee Holmes New Apartmant

Jacqueline Laurita of The Real Housewives of New Jersey's daughter Ashlee finally has moved out of the nest.  The actress has found her new home which is a small apartment in Los Angeles.  Check out the photos below.
This season Jacqueline has struggled with her daughter's spoiled and selfish behavior and has expressed her want for her to move out immediately.  Looks like it will be a fresh start for the 19 year old but I have a feeling she'll be begging for money within two months.  Now that the mother daughter duo are on separate coasts, that should hopefully help in healing their relationship.

http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-08-29/rhonj-star-ashlee-holmes-shows-off-her-new-la-pad-photos/

Karma is a Big Bitch

So I'm sitting here late on a Friday night in tears and it's totally my fault.  I'll start from the beginning.  My husband and I are young in our early 30's and have had problems since we started dating.  Probably should have never gotten married but we were still attached at the hip.  Fast forward years later and a slew of issues we can't seem to resolve we lost that loving feeling for about two months.  I also have a drinking problem and he's no angel either but my drinking had a lot to do with our fights.  Things got physical and I decided that I wanted to leave and keep drinking so I did.  Never in our 8 years together have I ever even been close to unfaithful.  I went  to a bar in a different city and got so plastered by myself it was pathetic.  I ran into someone I used to know and he refused to let me drive so he took me back to his place.  He didn't try to so I guess I did and we had sex.  There was just this instant chemistry/connection I don't know but it was great.  We saw each other for several days after and quickly fell for each other.  Everything was going great between us, I told my husband it was over I couldn't take the fighting and I wanted to be with someone else.  I tore his world apart and had to watch him cry several times.  I would go to the other guys house and my husband would call me 44 times.  Leaving heart wrenching voicemails.  I couldn't help it I just lost feelings for him and was now in love with someone else.  I had to stop the hurt and let him know I was serious about the divorce and we needed to move on.  He started calling and threatening the other guy and all of a sudden one day we are planning a vacation and the next day he's telling me he needs "space."

Now no matter what I do the other guy will barely communicate with me saying he's not ready for this.  Even though I left my marriage for  myself I can't help but also admit that it was also for this new guy.  Now karma is biting me in the ass because it seems he doesn't want me now.  I've ruined everything and I don't know what to do.  All I do is cry listening to this song and I don't know if it makes me think of my husband or someone who was supposed to be my boyfriend  http://youtu.be/7VfjCR0s2A8

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Russell Armstrong Death by Hanging

**UPDATE*** TMZ is reporting that Taylor went to Russell's home where he was staying when he wouldn't return her text or voicemail messages.  The owner of the home peeked through Russell's bedroom window and saw his lifeless body hanging.  Taylor stayed at the house for hours after his body was found.


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Taylor Armstrong's estranged husband is dead.  Russell Armstrong was found dead by the fire department at 8:15 pm on Monday August 15th.  So far it's being ruled as a suicide but we will know more when the coroner releases their report on Wednesday.  Russell and Taylor had shown their up and down relationship on the first season of 'Housewives.'  If you watch the trailer for the new season which airs Sept. 5th (on bravo.com) you will see that Taylor is obviously a complete mess of contemplating divorce and the status of her marriage.  The pair was seen in Vegas just months ago holding eachother and kissing in their swimsuits.  Just last month Taylor filed for divorce.  Russell leaves a 5 year old daughter Kennedy.  Housewives of all cities and states are expressing their condolences via Twitter.  Follow me on Twitter to get more info @xoalaina

Danielle Staub = Great Television

Thank God for Danielle Staub, she seriously makes for great television.  I was so disappointed when I found out she wouldn't return to Housewives but now we have Famous Food.  Not only is she still bringing the drama but you can't help but like her because she's fighting for what she believes in on this show.  tonight's episode starts with Danielle opening up about who she is and how she's getting physically ill over all the drama.  Even so she's still fully capable of showing up and getting work done.  I like her tenacity and work ethic.  It reminds me a lot of myself.  I definitely feel like Danielle is one of the most misunderstood person I've seen.  You can tell this woman has been through a lot of pain and she still always manages to land back on her feet.  I would have never guessed that Danielle would have gone from being the most hated housewife on television to being a role model for strong independant women.  So still watching tonight's episode and I can't help but think Jake Pavelka is such a douche.  He's a smart guy don't get me wrong but get angry once!  Heidi Montag is completely irrelevant I don't even know how she got on the show.  I mean has anyone heard her say more than two words on the show yet?  Ashley Dupre's nose bugs me and she has a major entitlement complex.  I think I really just don't like her because she talks shit about Danielle. Let's be honest the rappers have no chance in this competition at all.  Juice is so immature but I was impressed by DJ Paul's interviewing skills. Danielle is right by the way 'sampler' sounds like were going to eat at TGIFriday's.  I love how Danielle always says "guess what" it's her catch phrase.  If I were an owne would definitely want to partner with Danielle why wouldn't you?  Not only is she dedicated but she's sooo passionate about this.  Side note- WTF is up with this Scott guy?  Did he purposely decide to go on tv to ruin his career?  What a horrible unethical businessman.  I can't believe they had to give in to him he is the worst.

For The Real Housewives of New Jersey fans aren't you starting to realize why Danielle and Teresa never got along?  Teresa has shown her true colors this new season and I can't believe Danielle got such a bad rap on that show.  Danielle please tell us that there are more reality television shows with you in it in our future?  If not, my television watching will never be the same!  I will also be there to buy your cookbook when it comes out, can't wait!

How Alexis Bellino Stays Fit

Everyone who watches The Real Housewives of Orange County wants to know how Alexis Bellino keeps that amazing figure of hers, whether you like her or not.  Personally I'm not a fan of her clothing line but I am a fan of hers nonetheless.  A friend of mine bought the maxi dress and when I saw it up close and personal I thought the material was very thin.  I hear now it's only about $50 so I guess you get what you pay for.  Anyway regarding her diet and fitness routine she posted it on her website here.  She participates in a lot of cardio activity.  She mainly relies on spinning, but if she does spinning three times in a week she gets bored.  So she'll change it up by running the rest of the week or swimming then go back to spinning.  So spinning I guess is what really gets her going.  She also does Yoga, Pilates and weight training.  When it comes to her diet there's nothing out of the ordinary that she does.  She eats proper portions of healthy foods.  She does admit her guilty pleasure is Haagen Daaz peanut butter and chocolate ice cream but she doesn't eat the whole carton and doesn't eat it everyday.  I suggested to her on Twitter that she should consider making a fitness DVD since her body is so envious.  If The Situation from Jersey Shore can make one why can't she?  you can follow me on Twitter at @xoalaina

Kim G Makes Me Miss Danielle Staub

Deplorable behavior has a new poster child and that's Kim G from The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  I can't tell if the producers egg her on to start drama on purpose of if she's really that horrible.  The balls this woman has to bring Maria Chacon to Teresa's brother's Christmas party was ridiculous.  I feel so bad for her son and he must be so embarrassed.  Christopher Manzo handled the situation with maturity even though this bitch should have been tossed on her ass literally.  Kim Granatell is a low life loser who has nothing better to do but make people's lives miserable. While no one is sure what the hell Kim's husband does for a living they have been separated for 7 years and she obviously still lives off him.

Storage Wars Vs. Storage Hunters

I never thought Storage Wars would become such a hit as it has and I love the show.  Now I'm watching it's counterpar Storage Hunters which sucks.  It's on the same channel as Operation Repo which I'm sorry but Operation Repo is the biggest phoniest show on television.  Now J-Lo is trying to come out with her even faker Miami version ugh!!  Storage Wars just started it's new season and the reason it works is because of the characters.  Barry Weiss usually always comes out the loser and his cheesy one liners are hilarious.  Dave Hester is such a dick you just want to watch him get screwed. Brandy and Jarrod are the underdogs and it's always fun to watch them together while Darrell Sheets is entertaining to watch him jab at Hester.  I can't even finish watching Storage Hunters it's such a joke, I'm changing the channel.

Is Amy Winehouse's ex Blake Fielder Next?

Amy Winehouse and ex husband Blake Fielder have had a tumultuous relationship to say the last. Now Blake's family members are afraid he will try to kill himself or overdose on drugs because of the overwhelming devastation of Amy's death. Fielder feels so guilty because he admits he introduced Amy to heroin, cocaine and hurting oneself.  Amy's net worth is estimated at 10 million dollars but Fielder is not listed on her will.

The World's Cutest Bulldog Ever

I don't care what anyone thinks this bulldog is by far the cutest in the world.  Not only is he perfect looking but he has the silliest personality and tons of energy.  Meet the 65 pound Rocco who turns two August 13th.  His favorite thing to do is play soccer, he carries the ball around in his mouth and then kicks it with his front paws.  I need to get a video camera so I can post a video on YouTube.  Post a comment if your a fan of Rocco!

Kim Kardashian Suing Old Navy

Kim may be jealous that her ex boyfriend is dating the Old Navy look-a-like you've seen in the commercials.  Now she is suing Old Navy for duping her out of potential millions of dollars by faking the public into thinking she was associated with Old Navy.  Would anyone really believe she was promoting Old Navy when she has her own clothing line?  Please..   Kim thinks she lost about 15 to 20 million by Old Navy using her image to sell clothes.  I think this is so silly and stupid, shouldn't she be planning her wedding?  No one believed that was Kim Kardashian in the commercials. 

Britney Spears a Serial Farter

EEWW!!! and HAHAHAHA Britney Spears former bodyguard is making some very smelly accusations and all Britney has to say about it "he's a liar."  Fernando Flores only worked for Britney for a short time and says he was sexually harrassed.  He also says that she farted a lot, hardly ever showered, picked her nose and had terrible hygiene problems in general.  If it's true I just lost my sexual fantasies for Brit Brit.  Oh he also says she uses methamphetamines a lot.  That could also be the culprit for her horrible skin issues and strange behavior.

Ibogaine Cures Cocaine and Alcohol Addiction?

Brooke Mueller who was married to Charlie Sheen and unsuccessful at getting sober has tried a crazy new method.  Of all places she's heading to Cancun Mexico to give rehabilitation another try.  There is a facility there that prescribes a drug called Ibogaine and it is not legal in the U.S.  Studies have shown that it interrupts with cocaine, methodone and alcohol addiction.  TMZ is reporting that Brooke has said she's giving a try for 7 days and it's "extreme." 

I like Danielle Staub on Famous Food

It's only been two episodes but I'm really starting to like Danielle Staub on Famous Food.  I HATED her every season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  I'm starting to to realize due to this season however, why it would be easy to not like Teresa.  I still never understood her war between the Manzo's.  On Famous Food its turning much like the Housewives as the entire cast is starting to hate Danielle.  I however, have noticed a different side to her.  I think Danielle on this Famous Food show has so far show many different sides to her.  She obviously can cook, and has great taste in food.  She is a go getter and seems to be a smart businesswoman even if no one likes her ideas.  I would definitely trust her with the checkbook as I thought Vinny's hiring of people to clean the place before they were probably going to have to demolish stuff anyways was retarded.  Right now it's not looking good for her as making it to the end but I hope she prevails.

Rihanna Concert Fire

Rihanna's concert in Dallas was cut short after a fire broke out above the stage.  Everyone was evacuated and no one was hurt.  Witnesses say a fire broke out and fans cheered once the flames were distinguished.  Employees at the American Airlines Arena say the cause of the fire was the pyrotechnics that were a part of Rihanna's show.  Rihanna even addressed the incident on her Twitter account, saying in one tweet: "DALLAS!!! We set the stage on FYAH tonight!!! LITERALLY!!! I'm so pissed, I was havin so much fun wit yall too!!! I gotta come back man!!"

Nadya Suleman Fight on Airplane

TMZ is reporting that Nadya Suleman was flying back from New York City last night and her and the brood took up most of the business class section of the plane. The flight was delayed for more than two hours and Nadya tried to silence the kids -- to no avail. Who flies with 8 kids anyways.  I thought she was bankrupt how can she afford to fly with 8 kids especially in business class.

Kristen is known for her role on  "3rd Rock from the Sun" and the out of control crying irritated her so much, she marched over to Nadya and told her keep it down.

Nadya's rep tells TMZ Nadya fired back, "How would you like me to keep eight 2-year-olds quiet?" To which Kristen allegedly responded, "Get more help!"

The rep says Nadya shouted back, "Why don't you grow a baby and get a life!"

Eventually Kristen returned to her seat, but according to Nadya's rep ... Kristen got off the plane and never returned.

We got Nadya when she belatedly landed at LAX, and she had no idea Johnston was a celebrity, telling us, "I guess there's some people that don't like kids." 

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NeNe Leakes Son Arrested

The Real Housewives of Atlanta NeNe Leakes's son has been arrested for shoplifting.  And get this....it was over two Mach 3 razors.  These women play on television like they have such flagrant lives but they can't afford to buy their son a razor?  The razors are $14 each so her son was probably going to try to bring them back for cash.  Her son is question is Bryson Bryant and was also arrested last year for marijuana possession.

Ryan Rottman with Zac Efron during DUI

The Nickelodeon star of Gigantic Ryan Rottman was just busted of DUI.  Hottie Zac Efron and Rumer Willis were at the scene as well.  Zac Efron was seen on his cellphone frantic while Ryan was being arrested.  Rumer actually drove Zac away from the scene.  They were all standing outside of Dillion's Irish Pub but who knows if that's where all the drinking action took place.  The police made Rottman take a breathalyzer and it was determined he was more than twice the legal limit.  He has since been released.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets to Drink

She has yet again dodged another jail bullet which leads me to believe if Lindsay Lohan committed murder she would probably get away with it. She was in court today after prosecutors and her probation officer tried to throw her in jail for failing a sobriety test. Turns out Lindsay didn't need to be tested for alcohol because her required testing expired February 25. Judge Stephanie Sautner said that Lindsay was only guilty of "extremely poor judgement." So what does this mean folks? Basically Lindsay is allowed to drink alcohol as long as she doesn't drive. There is no court order allowing them to be able to test her anymore.This is a failure of our justice system. This spoiled little girl should have never been allowed out of jail. Prior to this Lindsay had refused to take two drug tests which would lead anyone to believe that she had drugs or alcohol in her system at the time. It's painfully obvious that Lindsay has no regard for the justice system or her career and health. While judge Sautner couldn't do anything she said it best when she said "stop doing things to make people want to hate you."

Real Life Hogan Vs. Ultimate Warrior

First let's discuss the 7 minute long video that The Ultimate Warrior taped ranting and raving about Hulk Hogan. In the video Warrior claims that Hulk Hogan is a dope head cocaine user who tried to get him to have sex with his now ex-wife Linda. He also went on to say that Hogan tried to get Linda to have sex with other wrestlers. Hulk has fought back by saying the rumors about cocaine are "a blantant lie." The rumors about sexcapdes with Linda he says "none of that ever happened. This guy is out of his mind." For now Hulk Hogan is planning on filing a lawsuit with his lawyer already working on the papers. Who's side are you on? I find it strange that out of nowhere Ultimate Warrior is coming out with these accusations and for what reason?

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Bad Girls Club Season 6 Reunion

I watched the Bad Girls Club season 6 reunion and noticed a few very annoying things.  First of all why is everyone still so afraid of Char?  The reason I say this is because the girls were quick to jump on her verbally but we all know none of these bitches have class and none of them tried to sock her in the face.  Yet if you noticed all of the girls that hated Char that sat next to eachother were the same girls that fought eachother.  If it were me I would have beat the "Chief Executive Bitch."  Remeber how Tanisha created HBIC "Head Bitch In Charge" and not Tanisha has several shows on the Oxygen network.  Char is obviously getting some advice from an agent on how to further her career by using ghetto ass terms that don't make sense.  You people need to stop following this jokster on Twitter and start realizing that these people on tv are FAKE and trying to create character's for themselves so they can continue to make tens of thousands of dollars by showing up and drinking at clubs. 

Reality Tv Recap

I have the best life right now, I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop on my lap watching reality television instead of having a real job.  I just finished watching last Sunday's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County and I have to say Gretchen is really starting to annoy me.  I can't really put my finger on it yet but some of it is her personality that comes out when she drinks that turns small issues into a freakin world war.  Like when Alexis made the princess comment.  Speaking of Alexis what is everyone's problem about her?  My husband says she looks fugly when I mention she's like amazingly perfect looking.  I watched Andy Cohen WWHL and Gretchen won as the hottest housewife and I think even Tamra beat Alexis.  What is wrong with you people?  Is there something I'm not seeing?

Then came All About Aubrey.  After Danity Kane I didn't like Aubrey anymore and I just realized why.  It's because she was super talented and beautiful the complete package when you watched her on Diddy's Making the Band.  Then went from that to hanging out with D-List celebrities and getting way too much junk done to her face.  She really did start to become addicted to wanting to be a celebrity instead of using her talents.  Now after watching her show I kinda like her again.  She's funny and a total character.  The same way girls like to hang out with gay men because they're funny and tell it like it is...you want to hang out with Aubrey except she's straight.......sort of.  Her flaw is she really does have to have an enormous amount of attention and it gets her in trouble when she posts provocative photos of herself.  As long as she keeps the main goal in mind which is getting a record deal she'll do fine but then she'll probably screw it up again putting herself in the tabloids. 

Side bar- Went to a party last Saturday which was amazing.  I felt like I was at one of my highschool house parties with keg and all again since everyone at the party I really did go to highschool with.  I was totally not looking forward to it for that reason but it ended up being a fabulous time.  There was a highschool moment however when I guy yes from highschool that I dated for a long time brought his girlfriend.  She must have heard about me because the rest of the night she dogged me out and kept staring at me and my big boobs.  It's not my fault you have a really big nose and a flat chest.  Just wanted to put that out there, other than that I wish them luck. 

Bethenny Frankel Smart Business woman or Annoying?

My husband thinks Bethenny Frankel can be really annoying but I disagree.  I get and love her personality.  I think she is one of the smartest and hard working business woman right now and may be for 2011.  She started out with a reality show Real Housewives of New York and we know especially in the beginning they don't get paid that well.  Then she came out with a book and beverage The Skinny Girl Margarita.  Have you guys tasted it yet?  It's yum I love it and being a workout fanatic it works for me calorie wise.  Now she is establishing other business ventures on top of raising a baby as you can see on Bethenny Ever After.  I just watched this week's episode and it just made me admire her even more.  I wish she would create a book on her opinions and how she became such a success with creating her own empire?  In starting my new business Aqua Eye Candy I would buy the book in a heartbeat.  I would take any advice that Bethenny had to offer regarding anything especially business. Therefore I come to the conclusion that my husband doesn't know shit. What do you all think thumbs up for Bethenny?  Or sick of her already?

Most Embarrassing Drunk Night Ever

So i'm sitting here at home, my second week of not working and I've already screwed it up royally.  Last Saturday I went grocery shopping and decided to buy a bottle of wine and hide the fact that I was drinking from my husband just for kicks I guess.  So I ended up drinking the whole thing and he didn't notice anything.  I wrapped the empty bottle around a pillow pet with hopes that I would remember to get rid of it Monday when he went to work.  I was bored and wanted more so I decided to pick a fight for no reason so I could leave the house and get more alcohol.  I snuck out and sped off in my car that mind you had no insurance on it because we were planning on getting rid of it the next day.  He called and called and I told him I wasn't coming back until I got drunk and that was the end of the story.  He could take it or leave it.  I drove all the way to my home town which was an hour and a half away from home.  I met some friends/family at a bar and drank there for 6 hours putting all of my husband's calls to voicemail.  Finally he showed up with my grandmother who walked into the bar and punched me in the head. She then proceeded to scream at my in front of everyone. I don't even remember this happening and can't imagine it hurt but nonetheless embarrassing.  I was then dragged into our car and taken home while leaving my purse at this shit hole bar.  We had to stop at my husband's parents house who lived close by because he brought our dog with us and needed a potty break.  I decided to get out of the car too because I also wanted to pee on the grass and I fell on top of my in-laws driver's side mirror.  I got up walked to the door and just fell backwards.  I now am suffering from a bruised rib, nasty bruises all over the right side of my body and total humiliation.  If anyone else has a more embarrassing story other than their grandma punching them at a bar let me know.

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It's Wednesday You Know What that Means!

One of the greatest shows on television is on! Modern Family.  Who agrees with me that the sense of humor, camera facial shots and Mr. Dunphy are not the greatest part of the show.  I also have another favorite character Cam.  If you haven't seen it watch it tonight it's on a 9pm. PST.

Rihanna's Lesbian Lover Speaks Out

There is a woman claiming to have been singer Rihanna's lesbian lover and is writing a "tell-all" book describing in detail about the relationship.  Mediatakeout.com is the first to report this shocking news and was told that this lady Tajah Burton is a very credible source.  Here is an excerpt from her book:

I had come out of my depression and I was feeling myself getting back to normal.  It seemed like the minute I was feeling free, I was also feeling lonely.  A friend of mine had introduced me to this Barbadian female pop/R&B artist a while ago.  I had heard her music numerous times and I was a fan of her unique sound.  I jokingly told him that I wanted to talk to her.  He told me on the sly that he wasn't sure if she was into women but that he would confirm.  We exchanged contact and it went on from there.  I wasn't over my ex, but talking to her helped.  She was beautiful, she wore her hair short with blonde highlights and her style was creative. 

I wasn't sure I could take her serious, so I took it one day at a time.  We instantly had a connection.  I could listen to her for hours discuss the media, music and fashion.  She had opened up and told me about her difficult past, how she went through various trials and tribulations.  She would converse with her manager in front of me, jumping on conference calls about her new project that involved her doing a soundtrack for a feature film. 

Sex came up immediately she was a freak.  I wasn't in a sexual mood.  I was on my spiritual journey and sex wasn't a part of my plans, it just wasn't important to me.  However, that didn't stop anything.  She went down and gave me head.  I didn't stop her.  She bragged about the way I tasted and then all of a sudden after I came she snapped out of it and would get right back into her music.  It was like clockwork.  I never went down on her she was more into pleasing me.

Become.com The Number 1 Beauty Source

I'm always looking for new websites that have the latest information on beauty and fashion.  I stumbled upon a website called Become.com and found exactly that!  This site lets you compare products from other sites to make sure you get the best price.  It also will tell you what colors are in for Spring or any season. I found an amazing deal on animal print luggage that I haven't seen anywhere else.  It's so stylish and starts at $59.99 http://clothing-and-accessories.become.com/animal-print-luggage.

Check out the jewlrey on the site it's a must!  There is a pendant bahai pendants aquamarine that's so original.  Most of their pendants are unlike necklaces you've seen.  They remind me of something I would find in Mexico or another country.  Before popping the question go to become.com before heading to Tiffany's or your local mall jewlrey store.  This .40 micro pave platinum anniversary band is stunning.  While the price of these rings may shock you they are still lower then what you would find at any reputable jewelrey store. 

My mom loves foot massagers but I've always wanted to get her a good one.  I've looked at Bed Bath and Beyod even Sharper Image and only found generic massagers that had nothing special to offer.  I found the shiatsu elite footmassager fms 200h:   at become.com.  Not only does it have a number of soothing settings but it also warms your feet. Treat your feet to a deep kneading massage for under $50.  Too bad I saw this after Christmas.

One of my favorite things about this website is they roll out a site for every occassion.  From Halloween to Christmas to Valentines Day. Make sure you add this site to your favorites if you want to get great deals. Nothing beats a website that offers price comparisons.

How To Get on a Reality Television Show

Here is an article I posted on a site awhile back.  It's still a hot topic so I thought I'd add it to my blog. Some of it might be a little outdated but the general info is the same and I don't feel like tweaking it.

Reality television used to be somewhat of a joke when it first came out. It was a chance for people to get what we called their "15 minutes of fame." Now-a-days people are making a lucrative career out of it. For example such shows like Jon and Kate Plus 8 have garnered them a reported $75,000 per episode. The young 20ish stars of the hit MTV show The Hills are making from $50,000 to $75,000 per episode as well. Reality TV can really pay off for people if they choose to make something out of it. Being on one show can lead to getting landed other shows or even your own spinoff show. There are so many websites out there today to help you get started into auditioning for reality tv. I can't stress this enough, it is auditioning. Don't expect to show up for a casting interview and get the show. You have to either have a temper or be extremely good looking with major issues these days to get on a show. Just like any television series reality shows are all about creating drama to get people to continue to watch. Reality Wanted.com is a resource to find out which new shows or existing shows are casting new faces. Just simply click on the section called "Casting Calls" and you'll find out the latest before anyone else. Most of these casting calls are in either New York City or Los Angeles so be prepared to travel. Generally for a reality television show they don't come to you. This is a great website because they also offer you tips on what you should bring and do on a casting call.

The other great reality show casting website is RealityTvCastingCall.com . If you are a big fan of MTV and VH1 reality tv shows then this is the website for you. They give you the latest information on what MTV and VH1 has up their sleeve before anyone else knows. Every hot new show that is about to come out is on this website. If you want to have fun or become a star this is a great website to check out. There aren't really any other websites that offer information like this before the rest of the world knows. It's also important to know people. The more people you know in the industry the better your chances of finding great reality television opportunities. All in all to become successful as a reality star you need to have a great personality that is really hungry to be in this industry. You have to know how to handle yourself on interviews, on television and in public. Remember this is a lifestyle for some. So if your not ready for the spotlight, don't get involved in it. Most of reality television isn't real, a lot is acting. So if you can't handle following direction of other people like Executives or Directors then you need to consider that as well.

My Favorite Things

I'm trying to do this monthly but I decided to do it as often as I experience my favorite things!  I am somewhat of a fan of Beauty Society products.  It's an upperscale version of Avon and it's been featured in numerous beauty and fashion magazines.  The prices for the items are what some might deem very expensive but there are some that work and some that are just a waste of money.  Here are the ones that work:

Enormous Lash $95.  The price seems like a lot when there are other replicas out there selling for $60-$75 however, this one really works.  You apply it twice per day and you can even apply it to your eyebrows.  As long as you follow this regimen your lashes will be insane within two weeks or less.  I never had so many compliments on my eyelashes when using this product.  I stopped for a while and have now started to use it again, I love it!

Another product I love is Photo Shoot which many many celebrity makeup artists use as a primer.  Kim Kardashian's makeup artist is one of them.  It goes on your face like silk and acts like a pore minimizer.  I love to wear this product alone when I'm not wearing makeup because it tones down the redness and imperfections.  If you use it before makeup your face will look flawless.  Go to this link to purchase either Enormous Lash or Photo Shoot https://mybeautysociety.com/Order.asp?InvDispCatID=1&InvDispSubCatID=8  Their astringent named Stripper is a good one as well. 

Youth Accelerator is a new products that I just started using and LOVE.  It includes that latest in apple stem cell technology to reverse time on your face.
Now there are some that I have tried and wouldn't waste my money on.  The makeup is ok but there is nothing special about it for the price.  The colors aren't very vibrant so I would stick to MAC, Smashbox or even Avon for your makeup.  Immortal Eyes is a product for crows feet.  My husband and I both tried it for a month and didn't see even the slightest difference.  It also burned when we put it on.  Mission Accomplished was one of their pride and joy products so I gave it a try.  It really did work, I noticed troubled spots disappear and fine lines go away immediately.  The only reason it's in this category is because there are cheaper products out there on the market that can do the same thing.  I am also not a fan of ANY of their moisturizers.

Britney's New Single-Would you Hold it Against Her?

Britney Spears released a new single in January titled "Hold it Against Me."  It's centers around that cheap line you've heard for years "I like your body would you hold it against me?"  She doesn't spout off those exact same lines but it's pretty close.  The beat is ok but nothing really to get hyped up about.  If this is an indication of what her new CD is going to be like then I won't be buying it.  Let's hope they just made a mistake releasing this song as the new single.  It's not like Britney's handlers haven't made major mistakes in the past.

If you check the forums that majority of Britney's fans think the song sucks. I just purchased it on iTunes and I want my money back.

Leann Rimes Super Toned Body and Breast Implants

Leann Rimes celebrated her engagement to Eddie Cibrian in Cabo San Lucas Mexico last week. I myself am going to Cabo at the end of this week but I will not be sporting the extremely toned stomach that Leann has. She did a cover shoot for Shape Magazine months back but didn't look as physically fit as she does now. Leann also obviously received a breast augmentation as you can see from the pictures. Prior to these pictures she was an A cup which as you can see she is no longer. Leann who is 28 years old has spent most of her relationship with Eddie fighting rumors and scandal. Recently she has denied that she is carrying Cibrian's child.

Meanwhile Leann's ex husband Dean Sheremet has also become engaged to fashion photographer Sarah Silver. Leann will now be a stepmother to Cibrian's children 7 year old Mason and 3 year old Jake. Stay tuned for my article that will soon be published on how exactly Leann dieting and worked out to get this Cabo San Lucas figure.

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Monica Rose- Stylist

Kim Kardashian started out as a stylist in the industry but became known by being Paris Hilton’s best friend.  Once that relationship went sour she gained stardom with a sex tape.  Now that she’s a huge star she has her own stylist pick the fabulous clothes you see her and her sisters wear on tv and on the streets.  Monica Rose is that stylist and she has a talented eye when it comes to clothing that goes well together.  Her website is http://www.monicarosestylist.blogspot.com .  I usually check it a couple of times per week because she updates it quite frequently.  Her website shows you high fashion photos and kinda gives you a first look at what styles are in or going to be very soon.  She also uploads photos of the Kardashians and gives you a total break down of exactly what they are wearing from head to toe.  There are times when I’ll see a photo and be like damn those leggings are different I love them.  Then I’ll be able to go on the website and purchase them because I’ll know exactly what brand they are.  There are a lot of items that are broken down that of course I won’t buy, like Kim’s daily need to wear Christian Louboutin heels that are $4,000.00.  Every once in awhile you can find an item that you can afford or splurge on.  Monica also has her clothing website called Revolve Clothing http://www.revolveclothing.com .  Here you can find clothes by pretty much any designer from True Religion to Alexander McQueen and you can purchase your clothes (expensive clothes) from this one stop website.

My Favorite Thing This Week

I'm leaving for Cabo this weekend so I had to go shopping for some bathing suits.  Instead of buying bathing suits I stopped at Sephora and spent about $200 on makeup.  After the initial buyer's remorse I'm glad I did because I now have some of the best products I've ever tried. 

Favorite #1 - Josie Maran's Argan Oil.  Josie Maran is a supermodel born and raised in Northern California.  You may not know the name but if you saw her face you'd recognize her.  I've heard of the amazing benefits you can get from Argan Oil so I purchased it for about $50.  Here is Sephora's description of the oil. 

When Josie Maran began creating her cosmetics line she knew she had to include argan oil, her long time beauty secret, in all of her formulas. Produced in the semi-deserts of Morocco from the argan tree, argan oil has been used for centuries as both a nutritional and cosmetic supplement. Rich in essential fatty acids and Vitamin E, this multipurpose oil feeds the skin from the inside out and nourishes lackluster hair. It has been used for centuries to fade scars, heal acneic skin and smooth wrinkles. In addition to including 100% pure and organic argan oil sold separately in her line, Maran also infuses it within her products so you get all its benefits along with pure, gorgeous color that keeps you, and the earth, beautiful.

I have very dry skin and the minute I applied this oil to my face the dry, tight feeling completely went away.  I use this product now every morning and night and have already seen red spots and problem areas of my skin slowly start to fade.  I will continue to use this product and highly recommend it.

Favorite #2  Makeup Forever.  I like to try new things but I'm partial to MAC and Smashbox cosmetics because I know they work.  However, when I saw the display of Makeup Forever products it immediately caught my attention.  I had heard of the makeup before because it's starting to become the latest craze.  This brand is only for those who love to experiment with makeup and aren't really into the natural look.  They have these pots with wild colors (flourescent pink and gold is my favorite).  You can use the colors for your eyes or lips and it adds crazy style that you can't get with regular makeup.  They even have diamonds that you can stick around your eyes to create a more drastic look.  Go to Sephora and check it out.